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Those were such weird dreams, even by my standards. Artemis was talking, and there was a Dark Agency, and gaming, and a castle orbiting around Venus, and all kind of weird stuff!

And there was a guy who thought I was a transvestite because I was good at games. And he looked up my skirt. :| Totally not cool, you guys.

I wish I had fantastic dreams like the rest of you. I just dream about meeting fairly decent looking blokes and flirting with them. And getting hit by cabs.

Everyone here who doesn't have other plans, and/or sane people to hang out with is invited to my Thanksgiving All Stars event. I'm handling the cooking, and there will definitely be vegan friendly options if you're not into eating things that have faces. Dessert is also completely covered, and it is gonna be amazing. So we'll eat at about three, though I'll have crackers and stuff out before that point, and there'll be all kinds of amazing stuff to do. Party is being held at:

[Insert Clint's Address]

So, just consider this an open invite. Maybe I'll see some of you there!


[Locked to Clint:]

You're okay with me throwing Thanksgiving at your place, right?

Thanks so much, you're totally my BFF.

I really need to stop having these dreams. I'm gonna start calling them nightmares.

On my way to the gym to work this off.

Message to Agency agents (Hill, Coulson, Lestrade)
The spaceship we found earlier this week is not responding to anything NASA can throw at it. But we got a message. A message asking for four specific individuals. I'll need at least one of you to accompany these civilians to the spaceship and see what you can find out.

Secure message to James T. Kirk, Leonard McCoy, Spock & Nyota Uhura
Hello.

My name is Sydney Bristow. I'm with homeland security. A situation has arisen that we need your help with. Does the name 'Enterprise' mean anything to you?

Wow, I just remembered my dream from last night. Well, a few of them. I feel like I was dreaming off and on all morning. You know how you doze, and you wake up just enough for the dream to end, and then you fall asleep and a new dream starts, but you're not sure if it's a continuation of the old dream or something brand new?

Anyway, in my first dream I met Twilight Sparkle for the first time. My whole family was around, and I got to introduce her to everyone. All the cousins and everything. That was a bit weird, considering I haven't seen any of my family in ages. And then we all had to go around saving the world and everything. Bizarre.

And then in the second dream, or maybe it was the third dream? Twilight was afraid to show off her magic, because there was this bitchy unicorn there who wouldn't stop showing off and we all hated her.

Now it's time to sleep again. Maybe I'll have more strange dreams tonight.

( Oh my goodness, I need advice. )