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I was wondering when I'd finally see more disaster in my dreams.

I knew it was right not to trust Anders. Only an idiot could've thought that plan would come off without any consequences.

My brother made bail today. I sent a car for him, but I thought it would be better if he doesn't see me for a while. I don't know what he's going to do, but he can't be happy.

Testing. Testing. Is this thing working?

Okay. My Starkphone just failed about a million times when I was trying to send a message to my son.

Oh great. And now it decided to just turn itself off.

Has anyone ever dreamt of a place so disgusting that they've been overcome with a need for an incredibly hot shower the moment they woke up?

Omega might just be the worst place I've dreamt of yet.

Liara will probably kill me but I found a spot for that fertility idol she found, right on the mantle. How long before she notices, you think?

Mr. Kirk ... ... Jim?

Uhm... I... well I'm trying this here because things aren't really working out so well with my phone and I got a text message from a vampire, so I'm kind of afraid that if I text you it might end up on a dragon's phone or something, but...

... I was wondering if you could... Angel is really, really sick, and I don't think I should drag him to the vet on the bus again... But I don't have a car, and... and I was wondering if you could drive me, but if you can't, that's okay too.

I know you don't want any condolences, and I get it. Let me buy you a drink.

I don't know who the heck a Merrill is or why this person is sending me cookies.

Further, I'm not sure how a Merrill even knew my location.

But thank you to ... whoever you are.

The cookies look delicious.

Even though I'm still not eating solid food.

Right, note to self:

NO TOPLESS TEXTING UNTIL THIS ALL GETS SORTED.

I mean, not texting whilst topless, texting photos of topless self.

When did you get shot? And how badly.

I don't want to lose you.

Peeta?

Are you a crazed stalker?