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Dreaming of your beloved's face seen through a sniper's scope is... distressing.

God, it's good to be home. Keio was just getting depressing.

Usa, dinner? I want to spoil you to make up for being gone for so long.

So I have this project, and I think I'm going to need some help getting started. I don't mind getting my hands dirty, but I'm not good at all the frou-frou stuff that comes with decorating. Can anyone point me the way toward a good cleaning service? And also a decorator...or something.

Man, I must be desperate if I'm asking for a decorator.

Oi, I need a life if I'm posting on this thing twice in one week. I would like to point out I would have found someone covering my truck in yellow post-it notes amusing had they not all had political slogans on it. You could have at least picked the lesser of the annoying candidates. The bumper sticker was too much. I mean sure we all read them going down the road but who doesn't think the person driving the car is a moron for ruining their vehicle with that sticker? Do you even remember the last bumper stick you read? That thing BETTER come off my truck without touching the paint job.

Once I find out who you are, I am going to school you in how to pull a proper prank. It will be so good I will solicit the good people here on the net to help.

I've been told I need to get onto this network and establish my 'brand' whatever that means.

My name is Sylvanas, I play an elf on the show Arrow of Truth. It's that show with the skimpy costumes and semi-passable special effects, but it's a lot of fun to shoot. We apparently just got a better budget. Somehow I doubt that will mean more fabric and metal for our armor. I don't really mind, I have a lot of freedom of movement.

I might stab the next slack jawed yokel that stares when I'm trying to eat a bagle on set, though.

Hello, valarnet. I am Cassandra. I've recently transferred to the local FBI bureau, and I look forward to working with the department here and getting more field work I'm hoping. They seem to have a large presence on this network so I thought I would join.

I'm the department they make CSI type shows about. It's sadly not that glamorous, or easy. But I like finding the truth of matters, and I will not be blinded to it. Not by anyone. Dead men can talk, if they leave the right trails to find.

I don't get it.

Got me a new title.

Going to miss being called officer. Won't miss the uniform.

Guys, Pony-people and anyone else who cares.

I got way too drunk a few days ago. Woke up to find three blue diamonds on my left ass cheek.

I can't sit down much still.