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So, you know, it's a normal day. Getting up early, being chased around the Universe by aliens. Stopped for lunch, then for tea break - and a costume change. They were having some problems with some pyrotechnics (things blow up a lot on this show) so I went back to my trailer do to really important things like check my email, get on Facebook and lo and behold -

THERE WAS A CUTE AMERICAN BOY IN MY TRAILER.

Lily, James - thank you. Honestly. This is a better birthday present than I could have ever asked for. I owe you both SO so so much.

I just shot like...8 commercials. Who knew this was such hard work, even sitting down!

Life is short.

Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse.

As good as London has been to me, I am glad to be going home Monday. It is time to get back to my own bed and my typical haunts. When you don't know anyone here no one will buy you a drink.

Maybe we should have a party though when we all get back. Celebrate the Olympics or some rubbish like that. Anyone offering to help? Kind of hard to plan a party eight thousand miles away. Or maybe we should just fly them all back on one plan and throw the welcome home party at the airport. Be easier. I guess I don't really know what is expected in these situations. Of often do people you know go to the Olympics?

That could not have been real. I mean, that's impossible.

Did anyone else see that?

Illyana, stay inside. I mean it. There's a big angry green guy on the rampage, and you do not want to be in his way.

That goes for everyone else, for that matter.

To set the record straight, I don't actually want or intend to bring a flamethrower to Chick Fil A. That was an analogy and not a threat. People need to pay more attention to these things. Especially when I'm asked on the spot on tv news.

What a cheerful first post to this network I've made. Let's try this again. Hello, Valarnet. My name is Radames, and ah...I'm here?

Okay. So.

Date night might have gone better.

Is everyone okay? I know we've established 'big green thing' but I'm still wrapping my mind around it.

Okay, what the hell is happening? The news here is going insane. Green monster thing? ...Really? Has the OC gone insane? Everybody okay back there?

Strange happenings. Fundamental shift of human bone, muscular structure, augmenting strength and speed as well as size. Genetic modification there, I'm sure. Hm. Rapid release of growth hormones? Perhaps. No way of knowing without extensive testing.

Exciting!

People on the net keep talking about some green man running around.

I say someone has been sipping too much of the happy juice.

And watching the diving competitions are oddly relaxing.

[Visible only to the Doctors, Rose, Donna, Rory, etc.]

Now, I'm no expert, but it seems like this is right up our alley, yeah?

How many bags of ice does it take to fill a bathtub?

21. That is how many it takes. So if you live in Irvine and need ice you better get to the store before I do both tomorrow and Saturday. I have my first two ten hour lessons/rehearsals to get ready for auditions at the end of the month. After a three week vacation I will be in need of an ice bath after each session. The only way I am coming out of my ice hibernation is to cook dinner for my boyfriend, if he will let me.

I am willing to bet most of you probably think I am joking.