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It's always a fun morning when you open your closet to get dressed and there's something there you've never seen before. Especially when that something is a jumpsuit.

Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so AMERICAN.

...I have no idea what just happened, but it was fucking awesome.

Car's probably a total write-off, but I don't care. Hated the damn thing.

A lot has changed in thirteen years, but this old house hasn't. I don't know how they did it, but I'm glad for it. Only a few more days to settle in before the school years starts and that would be a bit more difficult if I had to find everything.

You earned that gold and bronze, I'm proud of you. I guess you won't be swimming home.







ooc congrats to our RL gymnast Aly Raisman ;)

Here's a question for you.

Does a raw steak actually work on a black eye, or does it only work because you think it does?

Those mythbuster guys should test.

Lunch break.

Media circus out front. Don't feel like running that gauntlet right now. Think I'll stake out a claim and watch all the poor souls who've been called in for jury duty drag themselves in.

I forgot my phone so I can't call Finnick and everything is falling a part. I think I got fired because I refused to go on a shoot that was set for the beach, but I still can't swim and I didn't want to be that close to the water. I'm putting my things in boxes, but I can't bring them all home with me on the train. I really need someone to find Finnick and ask him to pick me up from the studio.

I passed! I just got the news. You're talking to the newest field agent for the Orange's FBI office.

Take a holiday and come back to find air to surface missiles on your roof.

Hello, London. To think I had missed you.

Okay... I'm desperate.

Someone, ANYONE. Please come help me come corral these stupid bunnies so they can be put back into the crate to send them back where they came from?!

Oi, family of mine. I realize I'm over in the motherland working, but that doesn't mean you can ignore my day of birth. I mean, obviously its the most special day in all of your lives - how could you not appreciate the wonderfulness that is me? Fed Ex offers worldwide one-day shipping, so if you love to procrastinate (RON!) you can even wait until Friday to send me something.

Just sayin.

First day back at the office. Am immediately reminded why I hate working in a office.

[Private to Rose Tyler]

So, you don't happen to know anything about this Ianto Jones, do you?

[Private to Donna]

I quite enjoyed our adventure the other day! Joe the Handyman will have stories to tell for years.

Well, months.

Well, a few days. But they'll be good days!

[/Donna]

[Private to Troy and Liam Smith]

It has recently come to my attention that you may be versions of me from the future or the past, relative to my own personal timeline, in an alternate reality.

How are you?

[/Doctors]

Yeah, Olympics.

They certainly are a thing. That happens. Every other year.

Okay, I'm not going to say these women are crazy because apparently the first rule of PTA is 'Don't talk about PTA', but have they not heard of summer?! The kids don't have to go to school, so why do I?