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[Locked to Donna, Rory, and Rose.]

Oi. It's come to my attention that we all have dreams of traveling with a certain madman in a blue box, and I think this calls for something official.

Who's up for tea, gossip, and dream-comparing next week sometime? Like a book club, but for TARDIS citizens.

What does the H in Jesus H Christ stand for anyway?

And why am I awake?

Anyhow, mountain climbing has been postponed on account of the partying done last night and I'm pretty sure I broke my one of my thumbs last night.

On the hunt for a decent cup of coffee and the only thing to be found is a Starbucks on every goddamn corner.

Proof that the greater majority wouldn't know decent coffee even if it bite them in the ass.

Why did I just have a dream about being a damn pony? That whines a lot...

On the plus side, I found the most magnificently fabulous red glasses that actually seem to help me see my stitching perfectly.

Big day tomorrow. Anyone disturbing the peace near my condo will get a small, yappie dog throw at their car.

Not my dog, but the neighbors will let me have theirs on loan.

I'm fine really, no one worry!

I dreamed I was some space queen, or something. Queen of Mars.

It's been a blissful, lazy, self indulgent day.

[Left in Sherlock Holmes mail box]

One very and hideously generic postcard of the beach. It can be found in any convenience store and souvenir shop on the west coast. The letters are neatly typeset, nothing unusual and purposely so common as to be maddening. The delivery itself is a mystery as it came after the postman and any security around Holmes flat will pick up nothing out of the ordinary.

Hope I haven't lost your attention.

Since you are all constantly yapping on here about dreams, did you know if you eat a bunch of cheddar cheese before bed it is proven to increase dreams and their vividness? Yeah. I didn't either. With all these bloody dreams I am having I am not sure I want anything but another drink.

Christ, who the hell "reaps" children to fight in some thing called Hunger Games? It's like an orchestrated blood bath. Turning children into murderers. I need another drink. Drink enough booze and you drown out the dreams. At least I hope so

Right, going to make something very clear.

Don't ever anyone, even if you think it's funny, ask me if I'm your mummy.

Spent today on the couch listening to 90s rock and reading. Time well spent.

Going to work tomorrow makes me want to punch something, though.

[Private to Alice]
I am going to judge you on this harshly, so favorite musician of all time. Go.

[Private to Wanda]
Guess who's bored.

King Joffrey
Queen Cersei
The Hound

She's making a list she's checking it twice going to find whose been very very naughty and and not at all nice

Winter is coming.

Okay guys. In a little over an hour Curiosity will land on Mars! It's the size of an SUV, traveled tens of millions of miles and will hit a tiny little target on a large celestial body.

NASA has a live stream here!

This has been another Science Moment brought to you buy a bunch of brilliant people.

It's been an incredible year for that, hasn't it?

EDIT:

Oh thank god! It landed!

Edit 2:

Einstein: "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."

Having dreams where you're a holographic and glowing blue ball can't be normal. Even by this place's somewhat unique standards.

Is it insane to wish my best friend from the dreams was here? He's that one guy, you know? The one that always knows what to do about everything, and the one who'd get me through it when they chuck me out of here Tuesday. As much as I'm fucking ecstatic to be getting those walking papers? I kind of need a Kaldur'ahm right now, and probably am going to need him more once I'm done here. I haven't even met him in real life, because he's from Atlantis. Is Atlantis still even a THING? Is this really weird to anybody else?

I bit the nurse yesterday, which probably was a dumb move and got my ass shot up with Thorazine. I don't exactly recommend it. Guy was NOT fucking around, which means they probably warned him. I will be so damned relieved when this isn't an issue anymore...