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Y'know, I don't understand why people complain about these dreams. Mine are kinda kickass - there's this girl with Mayan tattoos on her hips, and damn, the things she can do...

Best dreams I've ever had.

I'm offering a reward for information leading to the arrest in the case of the murder of Leandra Hawke.

Any parties with information about the case should contact the Irvine PD or my personal number (Phone Number) immediately. Thank you.

Question for iPhone users. Is there any way to change the name of that voice activation robot assistant... thing?

All right, Valarnet. Here's what we're to do.

Our good friend Lorenzo is letting us watch the Games and most likely drink ourselves stupid in the process at the Black Cat Lounge. We've got a lot of friends competing, and they need our support, even if it's drunken support half a world away at eleven in the morning.

Hope to see you there.

Who said this uncomfortable weather could move in and stay awhile? Pretty sure I put my very own extra special hole in the ozone layer with all the hair product I used this morning. And please, no finger wagging at the implied over importance of vanity because I already know, okay?

Yeah, yeah enough of the princess crap. Back to work it is.

I have a confession to make I'm a Big Brother junkie. I DVR the show and the After Dark. Though I'm not so addicted that I've purchased the live feeds.

Anyway, Ashley (one of the house guests) said something that made me think of a net post I saw the other day about the dreams. She wants to turn Cara (another house guest) into a My Little Pony and carry her around in her pocket.

Where can a man go to get a decent beer in this town? And not that fruity microbrew shit. Good beer.

You know. Beer beer.

( I'm a pirate. )