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It's July. Who gets a cold in the middle of July?

I do, apparently.

Hey, uh, RD? Pinkie? Twilight? Fluttershy?

Remember how I told ya'll I'd say somethin' if I had a dream about bein' a pony? Well, this is me sayin' something.

Edit: I'm rememberin' a Rarity in my dream, too, if you're out there.

To all of the dudes (and possibly ladies) I kissed during National Kissing Day: you're welcome.

If you want to do it again, let me know.

Hey Thor? I had a dream about you last night. And I kind of tazed you. I'm sorry. I won't actually taze you. You just kind of scared me.

Almost the very instant I suggested Applejack keep a dream journal, she had one of these mysterious dreams that everyone's on about.

In the past week I've been keeping one, I've had:

- The stereotypical 'Oh no I haven't studied for this test' dream
- A dream mimicking the plot of Monsters, Inc.
- Two dreams of an erotic nature
- A dream featuring a library where all the words were in one long line, as if someone forgot to turn on Word Wrap.

Now, unless my "spirit animal" is an amorous librarian with three eyes and poor time management skills, I can only assume that I'm a late bloomer.

Headed to the Motherland in the morning. The level of excitement that I have right now is sort of embarrassing considering that I lived in England for half my life.

PEETA! Still on for shenanigans around London?

The news is out! Yes, it's official! I landed a role on Black Widow and that's what I'm doing here instead of back in London with the rest of the family. I'm having an impromptu party at the mansion tonight to celebrate. Everyone's invited! Bring your swim suits if you want to go into the pool. Drinks and food will be provided. I'm so excited!

POSTING FROM MY PHONE because we don't have reliable internet at the castle but you can usually depend on cellphone carriers!

THIS IS SO COOL. I THINK I'LL CAMP OUTSIDE AND NEVER EVER GO BACK IN BECAUSE OMG

I FOUND A BADGER

Mugged.

It was all over very quickly and rather disappointing in most respects. Wouldn't have even bothered to call the police but alas and alack the witness across the street at Starbucks was idiotic kind enough to do it for me.

The Brave Companions. Vargo Hoat. Rainbow Guard.

...is there anyone by the name of Loras on this thing?

Slowly, and with effort, I find myself looking more and more like a normal human being again and less like some banged up mess.

[Private to Jean]
Sorry.

I got a question. Say your boss wanted you to do something you didn't rightly agree with. What would you do?