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I fucked up majorly the other day. Still not sure how to make it right.

People attacking and biting other people. This one didn't go for the face though he did bite two of the guy's fingers off. Another did their very best Mike Tyson impression and went for the person's ear.

"Crunchy, tasty" they called it.

Is the moon still full? Did I miss something?

Maybe we've reached a point where crazy never stops.

School is out in two weeks. I get a full week off and then its four weeks of accelerated calculus classes at the college. Guess my summer is getting a late start.

We've been working on career aptitude crap and the guidance councilor sighs every time I've got to walk into her office. She calls me 'unique' which, I think, is the polite way of saying difficult.

I'm fine with who I am. I don't understand why most people feel the need to tell me who I should be.

Gather around, kittens. I've got a short story for one and all.

Pretty hysterical woman thinks husband is cheating on her. He's a man of means her husband is, his name being a key to unlock many gates. The pretty woman was able to keep him all to herself for a year, a grand feat if there ever was one. But now he's set to a wandering and she's suspicious and would like to know who has stolen the majority of her husband's time.

Another woman?

Another man?

No and no. He's found a new mistress all right. Not one she would ever expect - shark diving.


( Wish you were here )

The modelling audition went well enough.

My mother told me I should make some friends, anyone interested in getting to know me?

Some days are naturally better than others. For once I have a Saturday free of rehearsal, my father left this morning for a conference in New York, and I can sleep in tomorrow... It means it is time to go out.

What is worth doing around here on a Saturday night?

I'm not sorry.

Star Wars Re-enacted by Ponies.

Avengers

I think I like the Star Wars one better.