Network

So we have a positively absurd amount of Olympians on this network, which I find positively brilliant, including my good friend Hot Wheels Peeta. But since most of us can't get to London to cheer them on, I think we should find a local pub or something to have a bit of a satellite cheering section.

Anyone have a place that might work? It'll be the middle of the night most like but it's sort of a big deal, isn't it?

Okay, I might be the first one here to shoot this alarm system.

I think I spent more time in elevators in my dreams than I have in real life.

[Locked to Garrus]

...did you get me a shotgun?

"The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell

I would like to go on record for the following statement: James Potter put a baby inside my belly. He doesn't know it yet, but the next 8 ½ months are going to be complete hell for him. I really didn't take advantage of the whole husband thing last time seeing as how I didn't have one. Yes, Harry is a bastard child. We made him legitimate later. Don't worry about it.

You would think after how many years on the job I have under my belt I would be desensitized by it all, but after days like today I just go home feeling hollow. A little girl died and there was nothing I could have done to save her, but breaking that kind of news... it leaves a person empty. I should have been able to do more.

So now that i have fully settled into life here, I thought I should talk about why exactly I am here. I grew up in a number of orphanages, the latest being Obernewtyn where I now work, we specialize in children that are special these might be learning difficulties, children who just can't make friends, children who are incredibly clever or have special talents that need nurturing etc. After talking to Rushton, the owner of the Orphanage it was decided that I come here and see if we could open up a second branch of the Orphanage here.

If anyone has any information that could help me or would like to help me with this, I would appreciate it if you would let me know.

Ugh. Okay! That's it! Theon and I are officially over! Four years down the drain, just completely wasted!

I swear, if one more student complains about lab reports or final exams, I'll make them do twice as many in punishment. It's too damn much work for me to listen to students bitching all the time.

i don't know why everyone's complaining about dreams

my dreams are awesome

Okay, that's it. Zombie face-biting in Louisiana. I'm getting a baseball bat and a four month supply of frozen pizza.

I can see that my post of yesterday got a lot of attention. I uh. Never meant for that to happen the way it did. I was referring to bombs that are, well, metaphorical in nature. I've talked to a couple of people about this very personal dangerous problem, gotten some things I need to deal with it, and am determined to obtain the rest later on, and, well, I know now how to handle it.

Let me repeat that this isn't about anything that has anything to do with anyone other than my own life and the mess it is. I want to say that I'm...Uh, I regret causing the calvary to get called out over it, and it won't happen again.

Also, Clint? I can't make practice for a while unless you want to come out to me in my off hours or something. Wrex, Ollie? Thanks for putting up with me and my insanity and the chaos I continue to wreck in your lives.

...I think I need to go on tranqs before something like this happens again. Any of the medical people willing to write me up a script?

Huh. Looks like I get the internet on this fancy new "smartphone". Still don't see what's so smart about it, though. And I still prefer my old Nokia, but somebody insists they don't make them anymore.

So. I have a job. Working for Garret! I'm like a secretary.

Anyone know how to fix holes in shower walls?

But hey, Corin. At least I didn't break my thumb this time. Yay.

Well, after what seems like forever, Seventh Heaven is finally open for business. I'm Tifa Lockhart, proprietor, owner, operator, and all that. Seventh Heaven is a nice little bar and is open to all. We've got a dance floor that desperately needs a small band and I'm willing to look at resumes if anyone needs a job. Please be older than 21. I will check.

Oh and in case anyone's in the mood, please don't steal or try to start a fight or anything like that. I'm a black belt and I will be my own bouncer if I have to be. I'm not afraid to bring out the banhammer, so please don't try anything. It's just not fun.

Anyway, if anyone wants to drop by, we are not 24/7, but I do favor evening hours. So come on down to Anaheim and check us out. Underage people are welcome, but we sticker and I'll boot anyone who gives a minor alcohol. Cool? Cool.

Thanks and hope to see you all there!

-Tifa