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In an attempt to remove the stick from my ass Hi I'm Dani and I'm stupidly socially awkward outside of alcohol This is stupid it's just a bbq you idiot FUCK IT

I have a gigantic backyard and like to make fajitas. I don't get Monday off (no way in hell they're letting a park ranger have Memorial Day off), but my shift ends pretty early if anyone wants to join me for grilled fajitas and beers.

I have a dog if that matters in one way or another. She's friendly though.

Send a PM or whatever if you want to come over and I'll give you the address. I don't imagine I'll get too many responses to this, but I'll probably cap this out at 10 people or so.

EDIT: Wow, you guys. Awesome turnout! I think that's about all the people I can handle, but this should be pretty fun! Or a complete disaster.

((ooc note: handwaving the PM's of addresses. You can all assume that those who wanted to attend got one with directions to Casa Dani))

I take it you're probably going to be away for the holiday, which is too bad. I'll be sure to drink extra just for you. Is everything okay, though?

Sometimes I wonder how war vets feel when all the fighting and the blood and the gore and the lives sacrificed and all that horrendous trauma they have gone through have amounted to a big, fat Monday off that everyone else gets to celebrate.

Thank you very much for the day off. I'll leave the reopening of old wounds and reminders of pointless sacrifices to the callous people on television.


[Locked to the Lannisters, Robert Baratheon & Brienne the Bold]
I'm having a barbeque out of my balcony on Monday, so if you're having one of your own, I'm not coming.

If you're not having one of your own, you know where I live.

I don't know if anybody here is interested in this or not, but the Wayne Enterprises Grey Flannel Suits have their first game, a doubleheader tomorrow, starting at noon. If you want to come and laugh at a bunch of corporate employees while we try to play a game of ball, twice, we'll be playing on the field at Wayne Park, with a full concession stand, proceeds going to charity.

Against all sound advice, and sanity, I will be catching. Yes, I am scared too. So come on out to see me break my jaw again!

MARY MOTHER OF GOD I FINALLY GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER TODAY AND IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS.

I don't care if you had sex while eating a cheeseburger on the back of a fucking unicorn, you could not possibly feel better than I do right fucking now.