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Aug. 31st, 2018


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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

Aug. 20th, 2018


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I apparently give off an, I have money, vibe or something along those lines. Last night, on my way home, two men tried to mug me. I'll just say that they got more than they'd bargained for. They also won't try mugging anyone again.

Jul. 15th, 2018


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Crazy idea. We've got a lot of fighters and stuff on here right?

What if we had some kind of tournament?

Jun. 25th, 2018


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Monday's are rough. So,if you had a rough start to your week take a look at a couple of safari live cams at various locations in Africa. The coolest thing about these is that you can sign up for notifications when animals appear.

These elephants were filmed hanging out and having a drink. And, come on, who doesn't like elephants?

Jun. 23rd, 2018


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I'm not usually one for introductions, but I should at least say hello. My name is Samus. I'm a detective with the local PD.

Jun. 18th, 2018


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There is tres leches cake in my fridge. I want a piece of cake, but I keep hearing the voice of my aunt saying "Joe, you haven't had any dinner yet. You need to eat an actual meal before you have any cake."

*sigh* I'm an adult...I make good decisions...

Jun. 10th, 2018


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Google is apparently celebrating the garden gnome today (just go with it) and in doing so is running a rather addictive game through their search pages in which you fling various garden gnomes Pumkin' Chunkin' style along a garden path to plant as many flowers as you can.

If you're looking to kill a few minutes (or an hour) take a look.

Jun. 8th, 2018


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Another dream, another murder. Though, this time, D didn't do it. Actually, he ended up helping me solve it, which is kind of annoying. I hope he's not expecting me to owe him one, because the only thing I owe him is a one-way ticket to the slammer. Also, I'm starting to be pretty damn sure he can talk to animals. Dream me's convinced he's losing his damn mind, seeing as people can't fucking talk to animals, but I've seen enough weird shit over the last few months to think that D standing for Dolittle isn't that much of a stretch.

May. 10th, 2018


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Edit: I mean it goes without saying but this thread isn't at all safe for work.

Well, those gigantic orc buggers found their way over to the docks and that was amusing. That wood wasn't made to handle big muscled men like that.

I watched them from my little speedboat and thought to myself 'well, we're fucked, might as well enjoy it!'

Actually pretty sad all my new playthings have either been killed or sent back wherever they came from. They were fun, and I won't be walking straight for at least a month.

Apr. 9th, 2018


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I've been getting a lot of repeat Dreams, but nothing new for months now. This morning, though, the van that my Dream-self drives was sitting out front in our driveway. I'm really excited for this because it is a sweet van, but I kinda wish I had gotten it the first time Orange County decided to flatten my car.

Apr. 6th, 2018

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Staying in one place for more than a week is actually kind of nice. I really do enjoy my current assignment. Who wants a drink with me tonight, though? I'm feeling social.

Apr. 5th, 2018


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Seems this week is the week that students bring their cars into the shop. We've been booked solid all week. I guess it's spring break for some schools around here? We should probably keep an eye on these things so we can make sure to schedule extra hands all week.

Mar. 19th, 2018


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Yeah, I should have seen that coming. Guess some people are meant to die. Couldn't save her there, either. And this time, I take the blame while the Empress's killers are free and Emily is in danger.



Great timing on getting fired too

Mar. 10th, 2018


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My daughter is as beautiful in the dreams as she is here.

And about as much of a troublemaker.

Mar. 3rd, 2018


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Well I’ve had more of these dreams. They are beginning to seem a little less normal now. I’m still your average high school student, dating someone who is clearly still in love with someone else. But hey, at least I moved on from the abusive relationship. I did find my current boyfriend's sister’s dead body in the middle of the woods. That was a little creepy.

Mar. 2nd, 2018


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Apparently instead of rebuilding our barn that came down in January, my brother has gotten it in his head that he’d rather have a greenhouse. He’s already gotten the structure built. On the plus side, he’s going to be growing vegetables in there (which he has told me he expects me to use when I cook – twist my arm…). On the downside, though, I’ve lost my workspace to work on my own vehicles. I don’t want to take up a bay at Rainbow Motors that would be better used on a customer’s car for my personal projects. Does anyone have a space they wouldn’t mind renting to me?

Feb. 20th, 2018


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I have learned some things about myself lately. Thanks, Orange County.

It was almost a relief to start dreaming again. Royal Protector to the Empress Jessamine Kaldwin.

Seeing her again was... nice.

Elizabeth

Do you need anything?

Feb. 15th, 2018


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The good news is that I only have eighteen units left before I graduate.

The bad news is that I have no idea what to do next.

Feb. 7th, 2018


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Yeeesss! Looks like my dry spell has finally ended! I've finally got myself a super hot new girlfriend, and just in time for Valentine's Day. Hope she's not expecting expensive jewelry for it like the last one. She's a model, and she's gonna be big guys.

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Well, loves, last week was something, wasn't it? That little cutie, Armin, did try to warn me about how interesting Orange County could get.

My Yacht and I survived the experience well enough, though it got a bit dodgy the day of the earthquakes.

Is everyone I'm fond of alright? Aria aside, we already know how she's feeling. Go on, sound off.

Jan. 4th, 2018


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This lovely Skeeter woman and her videos and photos. Pah, as if I haven't been on film for those acts before? Do you know I was paid for it one time, Rita? You're just jealous you can't get any. Might have something to do with your attitude about life, bloody gigantic stick up your arse and all.

My big brother made proper sure to call me right when he knew I'd be sleeping because he enjoys torturing me. I'm afraid I've gone and changed my cell phone number now, so those of you who had it will simply have to deal with 'new phone who this' for a while when I text you.

Jan. 2nd, 2018


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Christmas in Florida was great. Got to see and catch up with my folks. Then somewhere between Orlando and Los Angeles I picked up some kind of really, really nasty cold, or maybe the flu. Probably the flu. And probably from the guy sitting behind me on the plane, who, I swear to god was emptying his sinuses the entire damn flight. There is not enough hand sanitizer in the world for that shit.

Dec. 23rd, 2017


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I know that last-minute Christmas shopping is a bit cliche, but I was definitely not the only one out and about getting gifts tonight. What I didn't expect was to see the Great Gonzo in a top hat trying to haggle with a street vendor. I think I heard something about fireworks and how his normal cannon wasn't flashy enough? It was far out. Definitely not something you'd expect to see on the city's sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday style...

Dec. 4th, 2017


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So, I take it snow in December is kind of a tradition here in SoCal? You know, I wouldn't mind it so much if I still had my car. Riding a motorcycle in the snow is a guaranteed way to break your freaking neck.

Nov. 26th, 2017


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Hi there. I'm Ravi.

I guess this is where I'm supposed to tell you that I enjoy piña coladas, long walks on the beach, and reading novels on a rainy day. Not that we have many of those here in Sunny Southern California, but it still sounds better than 'hi, I'm a nerd who works in a morgue and studies dead people for a living'. I just hope none of you are on tinder, because how awkward would that be? Haha! ... Too much? Yeah, probably better to leave that part out.

So! This looks like a forum full of wondrous dreams and answers to the county's conspiracy theories. Please tell me someone has a good picture of big foot.

Nov. 24th, 2017


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Is it bad that all I've eaten today is pumpkin pie and leftover mashed potatoes?

I feel like a big, fat blob, but I love this holiday so much.

Nov. 13th, 2017


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Yesterday was the beginning of GeoWeek, or Geography Awareness Week put on by National Geographic. I admit, I haven't even thought about geography outside of the GPS on my phone since grade school. Some of the random facts online were pretty interesting, though.

Did you know that there are six cities in the United States with the name Peanut?

Nov. 9th, 2017


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Well, this little community seems...

... Honestly it seems like it needs a good party. Look, Orange County, you're boring. Except for this strip club I've looked up on google, where's all the fun people? All of this dream talk is putting me to sleep. Though I like that one mention of being locked in a dungeon, if you know what I mean. ;) Shame it doesn't seem to entail any good times.

I'm Isabela and I have a boat. A boat I like to call the party boat, and I think I need to set one up, stat.

Nov. 5th, 2017


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Hey, it's Sunday Night at 10pm, what better thing do you have to do than come to a bar?

The answer is nothing, that's what. Nope, I don't want to hear it. Even if you're already at a bar, just get a cab and come to mine. No excuse is worth missing half priced shots of Patron. Oh, are you hungry? Get yourself some chicken wings while you're at it. Shoot some pool. Get a beer, get five and let me call you a cab.

I don't know what we're celebrating yet, but it's a party so come on down. Right, you probably need a name to plug into your google maps. It's called The Inferno, but please don't literally set it on fire. The local Fire Chief probably frowns on that.

Nov. 3rd, 2017


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So, in case anyone was wondering, [Name of Insurance Company] does not cover Acts of Grimm.

During the chaos over Halloween a huge wolfish looking thing landed on my car and completely flattened it.

Better it than me, though.

Oct. 31st, 2017


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Attention, everyone. Some of you may have already noticed that creatures have invaded the county. They are called Grimm. Some of you I know are already familiar with them. However, for those that are not there are a few key things you need to know.

First. Grimm are attracted to negative emotions. The stronger the emotion, the larger the beast that can and will be attracted. For this reason, I must ask that you remain as calm and positive as possible, especially if you choose to fight them.

For those who do not or need a respite, I offer my shop, Emerald City Cafe, as a temporary haven from the Grimm. Rest assured you will be safe there.

Thank you.

Oct. 17th, 2017


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I wait all year for Count Chocula, Booberry and Frankenberry cereal to hit the shelves.

This year I'm stocking up.

Oct. 11th, 2017


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The teacher of my Tuesday night class just told us today that we are expected to come in on Halloween.

That'll put a dampener on my festivities for the day.

Oct. 10th, 2017


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Now that I’ve finally gotten the last box unpacked and everything put in my flat the way I want I thought it might be a good time to introduce myself on here. I’m Ozma.

Now that that’s out of the way - anyone have a suggestion of where I can get a nice glass of wine? I found a bar I like rather by accident but I think it’s better for me to go there when I’m craving something a little...less refined.

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First Halloween with a baby. I won’t be dressing up, but I might put Liam in a costume. Are there any 5 month old costumes that aren’t too cutesy?

Oct. 3rd, 2017


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If I never have to deal with an incasuon the week before moving again, it will be too soon.

But, Chris and I have moved into the new place and almost have everything unpacked already. Chris is excited about having his own room and a real bed, and I'm excited about being able to park my ass on the couch, crack a beer, watch some baseball, and not have to get up either because madmen are ransacking the county or because Chris needs to sleep on the hideabed.

Thanks for the assist this weekend guys.

((If you're character's decent friends with Leon and wanted to help him move, feel free to assume they helped him out. There was pizza and lots of beer.))

Sep. 6th, 2017


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I never thought I would say this about any fast food burger, much less about Burger King, but their new Rodeo King Burger is legitimately amazing. I am going to start putting onion rings on the burgers I make at home.

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Well, the original plan had been to send Chris to some fancy boarding school just outside of LA, but it turns out that didn't happen. And I lost my goddamn tuition deposit, son of a bitch. So, he started going to a public school instead.

So far so good, I think. Though it's becoming increasingly more obvious that I'm going to need to move into a bigger apartment if he's going to be staying with me during school. Nothing like nearly breaking your toe on the stupid hide-a-bed that takes up nearly the whole living room.

And I guess I should probably get one of those child shrinks too. This forum seems to be filled with crazies, so I'm sure someone has a recommendation.

Sep. 5th, 2017


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For some strange reason, I'm finding it hard to get back into the swing of things after this three-day-weekend more than any other I've ever experienced. I'm exhausted and distracted, staying up far too late and the alarm comes far too early. Am I the only one?

Aug. 31st, 2017


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After watching reruns of Criminal Minds all evening, I just have to say how glad I am that California no longer has rolling blackouts in the summer months. Especially with this mini-heat wave coming up. Orange County has enough to deal with without having to also worry about serial killers like the fictional Prince of Darkness running about.

Aug. 8th, 2017


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You know, aside from having a Facebook that I use mostly to look at car pictures, I can't say I've ever used one of these social media things. One of my coworkers pointed me here after my babysitter bailed last minute and I had to bring my kid brother into work with me.

So, guess I should introduce myself. Name's Leon, 24, and I'm single, ladies. I like surfing, football, basketball, baseball, cars, and locking up criminals.

Oh, and I'm looking for a cheap (like, really cheap. Not that I'm broke or anything. I could still take a girl out for a nice dinner), reliable babysitter who can watch a kid during strange hours until the end of the month.

Aug. 3rd, 2017


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Well, good morning, everyone. Every day that we wake up not yet entangled in nuclear war is a good day, isn't it? Resident n00b here, and resident LGBT lawyer - Dorian Pavus, at your service, and I always keep up with my bar dues (yes, you have to pay to practice law, who'd have thunk?) and CLE requirements.

This forum is utterly fantastic and I'm so glad the idea to join came to me in a dream. Well, it didn't really, but I thought I'd mention that just to integrate myself seamlessly.

But what else about me? I live on a vineyard, I brew my own spirits, and then drink them. That may be all I can share at this time, and I eagerly await the scintillating conversations you will provide as I sip my oolong tea.

Aug. 2nd, 2017


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In my Dreams last night I met a little girl who loved fairies. We were able to communicate pretty well, even though she couldn't understand anything I was saying. Must be the jingling thing.

It was more fun than it sounds, really.

Jul. 27th, 2017


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Dreams again. They're not coming as frequently anymore, but I still remember the story. Clear as day. Clear as if it happened yesterday.

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We got Katherine out of Elena's body. God, it's insane just typing those words in here.

Jul. 26th, 2017


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So, there were hundreds of huge, scary, evil rats that chased my friend Terence and me out of this ship, and I went back to Pixie Hollow and brought my version of the scepter to the ceremony where we get the blue pixie dust... Now I totally sound like I'm absolutely insane. But if you were in my Dreams, too, you'd understand.

Anyway, No one's ever made as much Blue Pixie Dust as I made with that scepter. And when I woke up this morning, there was Blue Pixie Dust on my bedside table. I'm not sure what to do with it.

Jul. 24th, 2017


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These Dreams certainly have interesting parallels with reality. I'm still rather new to this Dream-memory concept, but I will admit it took a few moments to remember just which world I was in this morning. They reminded me of my days as a young man back at boarding school in England. The professors were strict, the classwork enigmatic, and the physical training exhausting.

Then again, they never sent new students flying off of a cliff. Perhaps it is for the best that I am merely a teacher in this world, rather than a founding Headmaster. The liability forms alone would level what is left of our forests.

Jul. 10th, 2017


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It would seem that I too have these dreams people speak of on here. I am an Amazon, and my mother is the queen. Though I have very little patience for sitting and learning of wars long past, I wish to become a warrior, not a scholar. Sneaking out of the palace and heading to where the Amazons train is a favorite activity of mine. Several tutors of mine have quit because of this habit.

Cut for potential Wonder Woman movie spoilers, viewable to all! )

Jul. 5th, 2017


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Blazing bollocks of fire it is hot outside.

But never fear. We've a cool, air-conditioned tavern here at The Hanged Man. Our latest special involves seeing whose the lucky bastard who can locate all of the phallic symbols carved around the establishment - one can guess who is the artist behind that - and come to me with the accurate number and show me all the locations. This lucky winner will get a complimentary keg of our home-brewed Rat's Dropping (it's a beer, tastes better than it sounds, I promise) and a free week of all-you-can-drink-and-eat.

And a chance to grab my bum, so don't miss out on this.

(Yes, I'm a serious business owner.)

Jul. 4th, 2017


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Happy 4th of July! Please be safe and don't drink and drive. My brothers and I are volunteering with a program that offers free rides home tonight. Feel free to call if you're too drunk to drive home. [number].

Jun. 30th, 2017


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For the first time in what feels like forever, I Dreamt about an adventure where I had to diffuse a bomb and didn't wake up to find a ticking explosive sitting on our kitchen table. I've checked the entire house and barn top to bottom to make sure the Dreams didn't leave a "gift" there instead, but I haven't been able to find anything. I know I should be thankful, but I can't help but worry that I missed something, somewhere.

I really don't want to have to buy a new fridge again.