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I had the most bizarre dream last night. My brother and I were children, and he'd transformed himself into a snake, because he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself. He was like 'Yeah it's me!" And he stabbed me.

I believe we were eight at the time.

That is so something that Loki would do, too.

So after waiting to see how the latest cliffhanger is resolved..... not only have we ended up in space because of yet another monolith, but we are now apparently in the future as well. Because of course we are, why not.

So is this where everyone comes to let out their feelings? I approve!

I am pleased to announce that on Saturday the twenty-fourth of February, the non-profit that Freya and I have been working on, The Pimpernel Outreach, will be opening. There will be a benefit dinner and silent auction that evening to raise funds. The non-profit is aimed towards helping women and children who are in need of anything from lacking funds for medical treatment, getting them back on their feet, job skills training, help with getting immigration papers in order, and many other things! All are welcome to attend the benefit, information can be found at [insert website here].

That was a really eventful week. Stuck in rubble with my boss and ... a lot of other things. I may have been too distracted to tell anyone about it.

I could have lived without a talking cat showing up in my dreams and trying to stick his claws in my baked goods. And trying to convince me to put fish in my desserts. At least I had today off from work so I could get some housework done and not need to worry about cooking anything.

[Thor]
Did I leave my phone charger at your house?

I've had three auditions this week. I'm just... loving this life!! :)

My agent says I'm a shoe-in for all three of them. Actually, I think she says I'm a shoe-in for everything! She's really supportive. ♥

And so it finally happened. I started dreaming. I'm not sure what to think of my dreams. It's both weird and somewhat amusing to find my dream self is a version of the god I am named after. How very odd is that? And he is... silly.

I'm really glad i grew out of the kind of behavior he shows when I was an adolescent.

For the last two years I haven't been able to even go for a jog and suddenly I get up this morning feeling like I could run a marathon. Nice. Good timing, body. Now we can finally go on that 6 mile run away from all of our problems.

I can’t get away from baking even in my dreams. I dreamt about the making the most delicious lemon tarts last night, and I woke up this morning almost able to taste them. I had to stop by the market on the way home just so I could try and recreate them. I’m pretty happy with the results ( cut to save friends page but not filtered ). I’m not so happy with the fact that I had to let them cool for over an hour while trying to find my camera in my room. I could have sworn I left it on top of my desk and not in the drawer of my nightstand.

Finally get the papers signed and my money and I bought an apartment? When did I turn into a boring old man? I should have spent it on a party! A car! Something fun! Who wants to help me make my next purchase and reverse...this?

Did they really need to do another Saw movie? I get that it makes them money but couldn't they make money with movies that are more than just mindless gore?

I'm working Halloween this year. Hopefully there won't be any dire shenanigans.

(Did I just jinx us?)

Now that I’ve finally gotten the last box unpacked and everything put in my flat the way I want I thought it might be a good time to introduce myself on here. I’m Ozma.

Now that that’s out of the way - anyone have a suggestion of where I can get a nice glass of wine? I found a bar I like rather by accident but I think it’s better for me to go there when I’m craving something a little...less refined.

Okay. I take it back. My Dreams did figure out a way to make things even more awkward for my real life. Apparently DreamJess decided it was a good idea to move in with her boyfriend. Of a year. That she'd only met when they got set up on a blind date.

First Halloween with a baby. I won’t be dressing up, but I might put Liam in a costume. Are there any 5 month old costumes that aren’t too cutesy?

The more I Dream, the deeper me and my crew are involved in the Rebellion. We're not on Lothal anymore and I'm kind of surprised to say that I miss it. We're doing more missions, we're ranked officers within the Rebellion itself. On the one hand, that's good, on the other...I don't know. It makes me nervous. The Jedi in my Dreams doesn't appear to be -- he's got his own issues to sort out (mainly concerning a padawan who doesn't always think before he acts and trying to maintain a strange little family while being rebels) -- but I am. I've been trying to avoid spoilers regarding my Dreams as much as possible, but I'd have to live under a rock to avoid everything. I know the timeline of my Dreams is coming close to the timeline of the original trilogy of movies and I have so many questions about where me and the rest of my crew fit in that timeline or if we're even still around.

Things I got today: a Hel-hound puppy!

His name is Thori. No news yet if he breathes fire and spits out vicious death threats but I'm pretty sure he does.

Last night marked the third night in a row I've had to sleep on the floor and for a couple seconds after I woke up, I thought I was still on some planet called Jotunheim.

I must be working myself too hard. I had a dream about being a prince of Asgard.

How sad is it that the only calls I got this weekend were about my student loans and a heart surgery?

Well.

THAT was a fun family scandal to solve. Except for the death-faking. The magic sealing. Being stuck in another dimension. But the Claire Bible manuscript was cool and the new spell is more than nifty. I woke up and scribbled down as much as I could about the manuscript, because, you know, someone thought it was a good idea to destroy it.

My dreams are involving more high-level monsters and from experience, that's never a good thing.

Also, my coffee machine exploded. Why can't I have nice things?

[Private to Genkai]
Hey. So.

I need help.

Being an adult is weird.

I have learned a bit too much about college this month.

And I walked in on my roommate and some guy... doing the doo. Aren't you supposed to leave a tie or a sock or something on the door? Isn't that how they do it in the movies? Do guys just carry around ties for the purpose of warding away intruders? Are girls supposed to provide that? I don't have a tie. Should I go buy one?

Not that I'm planning to... do the doo but just as a precaution. I wouldn't want to be rude to my roommate.

Even though she's really weird.

I hope she can't read this...

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.

Everything is just fine. Situation Normal.

Also, airbending is a thing. I even have my flying stick!

Private to Asami
Is that offer to move in with you still open? I might have just avatar stated my bedroom.

Good morning, my name is Agent Coulson and I have just moved here from Washington, DC. I am a fan of history and am completely dedicated to my job. I look forward to getting to know all of you.

I think I've finished dreaming. Nothing new has come for several nights. I had been hoping...But it doesn't matter.

Does anyone else feel out of place after they've dreamed?

Woke up the other morning and my hospital room looks like someone bought out a toy store and nailed every single stuffed animal in it to my walls. The nurses are havin' a field day with that.

Do you have any idea how someone reacts to something like this when they're on the dose of morphine they're keepin' me on? Who the hell did this. Yesterday I swear to god some of these bears were talking to me. I'm gonna have stuffed animal related nightmares for a week.

My dreams have seen fit to rip my heart out. I'm in need of drink. I'm in no mood for laughter.


Loki

Did you know? What happened to mother? And you?

I'm a bad girl in my dreams. And a badass bail bondsman. Apparently I missed my calling. I'm also the person that gave away my kid.

I just bought a food truck.

Hey look.



I found a coke with my name on it.

Woke up an hour ago and I can feel my face. My face does not feel good. BUT I HAVE THIS.

I GOT IT.

Was there ever a doubt that I would?

It's strange how comforting my sword has become. If I had a choice I'd carry it over a modern weapon. Rather silly though given how little good it would actually do in these times.

I never thought I'd get to the point in my life where I took the ability to have a warm shower for granted.

But I did, and I swear I won't ever again because showers are awesome. And so is sleeping in your own bed.

Good God.

Had a Dream where I almost got married for the money and then didn't, and then blew up a castle.

Blowing things up is a constant theme in these things. And so is people getting mad at me for it. Not much different than real life, I guess?

I thought I rocked the wedding dress though. Fighting in it is a bitch and a half.

OMG DISNEYLAND IS THE BEST!!
I LOVE IT HERE I WANT TO MOVE IN HERE AND RIDE THE CARS LAND RIDES EVERY DAY

Ever been held hostage by a mummy man who can't do sorcery for shit, a wolf-man with fleas, a brooding chimera who thinks wearing white is conspicuous, and a fishman (read: a literal over-sized fish with arms and legs)? And they stood around you and insulted your nose and your figure?

WHILE ON YOUR PERIOD EVEN

I don't recommend it. Also, my dreams don't know the concept of being chronologically correct, because I'm pretty sure this came before I blew up that crab of a dark lord.

My dad had horrible vision. These glasses are awful.

I never understood how it could be so difficult to pick our paint colors until now. There's so much to decorate and I don't even know where to start. Figured painting my room was a good start, but I have no idea what color. I got a bunch of samples from the hardware store today and it's making it even more difficult.

Look, guys. I'm super trendy and posting filtered pictures about my dinner.

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This looks so exciting! They blew up part of a mountain! Only another ten years to wait for it to become a reality...

I love my hammer.

Strike one.

Don't sign up for internet dating if you're married and looking for something on the side. It's gross.

An object landed on my beach last night. I moved it into my study. It's a hammer and there appears to be Norse runes on it. I've spent my entire morning trying to translate them.

Memorial Day bbq at my place this afternoon. If we're friends, feel free to stop by. I guess if you're friends with Bran or Sansa you can stop by too. We'll have more than enough food. Bring your bathing suit if you want too.

I've had more dreams, finally! It was very thrilling, I have to say. We were all preparing for Thor's coronation, getting dressed in our finest armour and what have you. Everyone was going swimmingly, the entire kingdom was there to celebrate with us.

Then, just as Odin was about to crown Thor king, there was a great disturbance! Frost giants had invaded the castle, and were in the room where all the great relics were kept.

Unfortunately I didn't get to help at all, it was take care of by the guards and a great robotic creature used to protect the room. But exciting none the less!

I got up early to go to a training session with Steve, only to find that I seem to be able to lift quite a bit more than I had in my previous session. Interesting.

Does the name Scarlet Witch mean anything, by chance, to anyone here?

So apparently "to see aliens in your dream signifies that you are having difficulties adapting and adjusting to your new surroundings. You are feeling 'alienated' and disconnected."

Or I've just been watching too many paranormal reruns before bed.

Either way, my name's Siri. I guess I'm not going to get a more glaring sign to try to be social. Suppose this is the place to do it, yeah? Anyone else having crazy dreams?

Does anyone know if the Son of Coul is about?