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Ladies who will be attending Natasha's soiree, please let me know your favorite colors here. You may text me your measurements [here] so that they remain private.

I have no idea how my life has come to this point. I'm terribly amused.

You can all blame Lulu for this idea, but I want to do a sexy lingerie party. She'll be designing the underwear.

Ladies only.

I really wish Twilight's brother would hurry up and get married so we could have a big wedding here and I COULD DJ JUST LIKE I DID WITH THE PONY WITH SUNGLASSES man I should get some sunglasses to dj with that'd be pretty awesome actually I mean way better than Joel with his dumb mouse things okay they're not dumb but I'd get really really hot in that thing you know?

Anyone else want pie? I want pie.

My agent pointed me towards this site. Hello, Valarnet! How is everyone doing?

For anyone who might not know, my name is Narcissa Malfoy. I have a new album coming out on October 23rd called Wide Awake. I'm shooting the music video for my new single this week, so look out for that!

Just leave a note, people!

We won!!

I had the other half of my dream from a few nights back. I'm glad to report that everything ende happily.

[Private to Twilight Sparkle]
Your brother's a bit of a hunk. ;)

Oh, uhm... I know this isn't very exciting after all the news that's been going around, but...

It's... It's some kind of miracle maybe, but my bunny, Angel, he was so sick for so long that I thought for sure we were going to have to let him go, but...

He's better! He's been better all weekend, just... just like that! I went out on a date and when I came back, Mr. Kirk nursed him back to health!

His personality is ... well it's different, but I'm blaming the trauma...

ONLY TWENTY FOUR DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might owe someone an apology. The other day I think I had a conversation with someone about dragons. I don't know who you are, but I'm not normally insane. I just had a lot on my plate.

Either that, or I completely hallucinated the conversation, in which case I guess I'm in the clear.

I might need to start sleeping more.

Well, at least I've only gotten one thing I really didn't want to see so far. Guess I'm luckier than some.

...Even if it kinda sucks that everything screws up when I wanna ask people more, uh, private things.

If there are any more songs in my dreams like that Winter Wrap-Up one, I'm gonna have them stuck in my head forever.

Way too catchy. Seriously.

I just had the most interesting discussion with myself. Myself and I agree that there are some parallels to Myself and Myself in the dreams. The cancer, the mercenaryjanitorial work, Bea Arthur's incredible assets.

Myself told myself that the differences are what's key. I argued that that didn't matter because myself was the same as myself.

We then tried to settle it with a wrestling match but I think myself might have broke something.

GIRAFFE ACCOMPLISHED

Konnichiwa, valar.net! I'm Ichimaru Gin, from Osaka. Pleased to meet ya. I'm looking forward to my great big ol' California vacation, where I'm goin' to Disneyland and seein' the big Hollywood sign and lookin' at girls in bikinis on beaches.

So now that I'm here, how about let's play a game? It's one of those getting-to-know-you games, which is fun for everyone if they want to take part in it.

If you had to pick an animal that best symbolizes you, what would it be and why? Please explain, so that the rest of us can get a better insight into if you're insane or not.

Just kidding! Don't want to start a hootenanny on the internet. It's already insane enough as it is. I've been on 4chan. I know how bad it can get.

My answer: I've always liked foxes and stories about kitsune. They're clever critters and I like clever critters. Other people tend to call me fox-face because I grin too much and I like to play pranks sometimes. So I think I'm most like that. And it's better than admittin' that I think I'm like a snake, too.

How about the rest of you?

That's odd.

I don't think Kanye West liked the Party Cannon! I thought everyone liked the Party Cannon!

Oh... uhm... Hi, Everypony!

I... well I had this idea, you see, and maybe you won't all like it, or... well you probably have some other plans, too, and that's alright. This is last minute, so ... well. I didn't really expect too big of a response.

But...

We have those dresses that Rarity made, and I have a lot of space at my house, and I'm wondering if you all want to maybe... get ready at my place together before going to the Gala. We could help each other with hair and makeup and things before we go...

Maybe some of you could stay the night

( See what I made you lovies. And an offer of a lifetime to others on here )

Guys, Pony-people and anyone else who cares.

I got way too drunk a few days ago. Woke up to find three blue diamonds on my left ass cheek.

I can't sit down much still.

Okay, last night's dream was kinda cool. Even if I'm kinda wishing I'd known that kicking a dragon's not really allowed.

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Oh and Wade!

THERE'S GOING TO BE A TOTALLY HUGE PARTY AND WE ARE GOING

Also I want my cutie mark so let's go get them!!

Okay... I'm desperate.

Someone, ANYONE. Please come help me come corral these stupid bunnies so they can be put back into the crate to send them back where they came from?!

Why did I just have a dream about being a damn pony? That whines a lot...

On the plus side, I found the most magnificently fabulous red glasses that actually seem to help me see my stitching perfectly.

What does the H in Jesus H Christ stand for anyway?

And why am I awake?

Anyhow, mountain climbing has been postponed on account of the partying done last night and I'm pretty sure I broke my one of my thumbs last night.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!

So, uh, I finally had some more of those dreams. With the pony stuff and everything and the kickass speed and... stuff. Real descriptive, RD

Anyone else had one about something called a Sonic Rainboom? 'Cause that was pretty cool.

Oh NEATO! I got nominated for a whole bunches of VMAs!

THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!!

Y'know, for someone they used to call a walking pride parade, my luck with girls has been like... slim to none lately.

Can I blame the weird fuzzy things? I mean, I know Pinkie dealt with 'em and all, but... Better than admitting I suck

AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!

I need a nap.

Partially.

With some assistance I've developed a system to literally remove the furry menace from our planet.

The question is getting them to the lab.

Does anyone have a solution to that?

... ohgosh.

I am so sorry we didn't listen to you, please tell me you found that accordion and tuba and all the other things you needed.

Purslane. It's a common weed that normally doesn't flower until August but lately it's been flowering much earlier. Mine flowered in late June.

It's harmless to most of us, and can even be eaten by humans.

It seems to be quite toxic to these creatures, but they like eating it.

I heartily recommend people avoid weeding until this menace is gone. Every bit helps.

And maybe you'll discover that some weeds are truly beautiful.

MARACAS I HAVE THEM

Okay what did I miss while I was having an impromptu cruise? Fuzzy creatures?

oh my god tribbles

Anyway, short version is a friend and I were grabbed off the street and taken on a little adventure. We're okay now. If anyone really wants details I can give it in a PM.

We really gotta find a way to get rid of these critters. They've ruined half our summer crop already.

I just ... how did this many ... how?

There are so many... so... so many ... I only had four yesterday, but now there are ...

I can't even count them!

Goddess, it's the bunnies all over again... I don't... I need help... They're coming out of the woodwork and I don't even have woodwork and they're eating all my food!

EDIT: Oh I think I'm going to be okay now, thank you, I have some help now... I was just in such a panic!

NOT AGAIN

NOW I HAVE TO GET A TUBA

I may have suffered some mild head trauma in the earthquake.

Well, okay, I got hit with a bookshelf. It happens.

Anyway, I may have experienced some of these shared otherworldly memories that are all the rage these days. However, I can't be certain, owing to the aforementioned head trauma. I made a few notes of the experiences I had, and I'd like to cross-reference any information you might have with mine to either confirm or disprove these memories.

Specifically AJ, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and RD. I'm also told that there's a young lady named Rarity who occasionally visits the network? We haven't met, but I think I've seen you in my dreams. I'd love to hear from you as well.

Is there a way to phrase that so it doesn't sound sexual? I'll worry about it later.

Also, if anyone else has memories of a pony society, I'd like your input.

... hamsters everywhere... some of my fish tanks are cracked...

Is everyone okay? ... the pet shop is a mess.

Does anybody have an apartment they're trying to sublet for the summer, or anything? College kids going home for the summer, maybe? Preferably a place where the rent isn't crazy expensive? Or does anybody need a housesitter or something which is probably not something you would entrust to a complete stranger but maybe?

Kinda desperate here

I feel like the most superficial person in the world sometimes because of the internet; everyone's talking about these horrible dreams and all this deep life stuff, and I'm like.

These press-on nail lacquers are amazing, now I have little cherries on my fingers, and it's very summery. Definitely worth sharing, but so not deep or all that interesting.

Almost the very instant I suggested Applejack keep a dream journal, she had one of these mysterious dreams that everyone's on about.

In the past week I've been keeping one, I've had:

- The stereotypical 'Oh no I haven't studied for this test' dream
- A dream mimicking the plot of Monsters, Inc.
- Two dreams of an erotic nature
- A dream featuring a library where all the words were in one long line, as if someone forgot to turn on Word Wrap.

Now, unless my "spirit animal" is an amorous librarian with three eyes and poor time management skills, I can only assume that I'm a late bloomer.

Hey, uh, RD? Pinkie? Twilight? Fluttershy?

Remember how I told ya'll I'd say somethin' if I had a dream about bein' a pony? Well, this is me sayin' something.

Edit: I'm rememberin' a Rarity in my dream, too, if you're out there.

I feel kind of bad that everyone has bad dreams instead of good dreams! I'm having GREAT dreams about being a pony and having friends it's the best! There's Twilight Sparkle and Applejack and Rarity and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and WAIT YOU GUYS ARE ALL ON HERE TOO DO YOU DREAM OF BEING A PONY?

Or am I just super mega crazy?

( Wade )

I had the weirdest dream. I mean, even by this place's standards - I dreamt I was a pony. With wings. And there was singing about finding pets.

And I think Tank was in it too, which is even weirder. Don't usually dream about tortoises.

From the Queen's Diamond Jubilee to America's celebration of independence - I'd say that's more than enough celebrating for one year though there's still Christmas.

Bah humbug.

I think it's shiny that they give us a neat way to meet new people. Hi, everyone! I'm Kaylee. It's nice to meet all of you! Well, not meet-meet, since this is the internet. But I'd like that too! I love meeting new people.

Oh hello everyone!

I uhm... just wanted to make a quick post to let you all know that the Menagerie is back to its regular open and close times now. Well it has been for a bit, but I forgot to say.

I have puppies and kittens!

The bunnies are almost all taken care of now, in case anyone was wondering.

EDIT: I also wanted to add that I'm uhm... well I get some free help around here but I really need an extra employee to cover the shop sometimes... so guess I'm hiring. You should come down and apply in person, if you want to.

You have to be an animal lover, of course!

I kind of have some big news that I'm dying to tell everyone, but I'm legally bound not to say anything until it's announced in the news and stuff. Mom, Dad? Can we get dinner tonight? I think it's okay if I tell you two what's going on. So long as you don't tell the press.

[Pinkie]
Hey Pinkie,

I'm so sorry to do this to you, but I have to put in my two weeks notice. It's been a really great opportunity and I've had a lot of fun, so thank you. I can totally train someone new if you like too. Just let me know.

I finished my Shakespearean Literature project ahead of schedule. I have an entire weekend coming up and nothing to fill it with.

I need to improve my scheduling. This happens all the time. Maybe I need a new spreadsheet.

How you doin'?