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Holy SHIT.

I don't know that it was Stitch, or the Nyquil or you people,but the dreams are kicking in. On the off chance, this means something, time to get my ass in gear.

...There a Ms. Rushman on this thing?

Ms. Rushman, if you're out there, we've gotta have a talk about some stuff I found.

[Avengers Lock]

I need Stark and I need him NOW. Any of you know where he is? ASAP is way too slow for the timeline we're working on here.

[/Avengers Lock]

I woke up in a hula skirt, blue fur and with the dry cleaning bills of half the children's party I took my granddaughter to. What the HELL is going on this Halloween? She also left this: ( Read more... )

She was dressed as Lilo. I was dressed as Stitch and this is my badness meter. I'm still feeling the need to go listen to some Elvis and terrify Senior citizens. Instead, I'm gonna take some nyquil and hope this whole thing passes over. What the fuck?

I'm kind of jealous of you guys, you all dream of being awesome things. I dream of doofy stuff.

and it feels really real and I wish it was sometimes

I fell asleep at the lab last night. No one woke me up, or told me it was time to go. I just fell asleep and got locked inside overnight.

My back really hurts. Lovely. That's what I get for sleeping in a chair, I guess. Oops.

Anyone know a good massage place?

Putting out an APB on a One Armed Man yesterday has been the highlight of my year so far.

Private locks are failing and communications are going haywire, so I'm going to announce my private business in public on purpose. A lot of you on here would have been contacted anyway.

My husband is dead. I won't get into the details of this, because they frankly don't matter.

I don't need anyone's condolences, sympathy, or pity. Anyone working in any form of military or law enforcement knows that this is always a risk you take.

I'd simply appreciate it if everyone who knew I was married went on about their lives as if I wasn't. Thank you.

Wisdom,

Seems like we've got a damn sight LOT to talk about, regarding the secretive secret things we've talked about that sadly don't have anything to do with tea sandwiches this go round. Lunch date for tomorrow afternoon? I can find a decent curry in the OC if you're willing.

Today is bloody magnificent. Why didn't I get relocated to California, sooner than this?

Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with the area as much as I'd like. Does anyone have any recommendations for a restaurant that serves previously-happy, currently-cooked cow? Or anything, really. I quite like a good curry.

( See what I made you lovies. And an offer of a lifetime to others on here )

Hello, valarnet. I am Cassandra. I've recently transferred to the local FBI bureau, and I look forward to working with the department here and getting more field work I'm hoping. They seem to have a large presence on this network so I thought I would join.

I'm the department they make CSI type shows about. It's sadly not that glamorous, or easy. But I like finding the truth of matters, and I will not be blinded to it. Not by anyone. Dead men can talk, if they leave the right trails to find.

I'm new in town. Heard this was the place to be. My name's Sydney Bristow. It's nice to meet everyone even if it's in an informal manner. I'm renting a place out in Irvine so if anyone has recommendations for good restaurants or bars, I'm doing the rounds and getting myself acclimated. It would be much appreciated.

When the traffic light turns red that means stop. Yes, it really is that simple.

This network is interesting.

Simply not interesting for the reasons the rest of you lot probably find interesting.

Why exactly do my agents have the idea that there are things that they can hide from me?

Agent Coulson, did you really think I was going to let your BIRTHDAY go by without outting you?

Happy Birthday, Phil. Be ready when the SUV comes by.

Getting back into SWTOR a bit. Sith side for now though I won't be neglecting my smuggler for long. This is to help me get into character. And to troll Obi-wan

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

And because I want to see how many of you are out by popular demand, just pretend the Jedi Council is on this picture too.

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCKING J. EDGAR HOOVER'S FRILLY SKIRT WAS THAT?

Hill, Coulson? You two seeing this?

I'm guessing the government won't be sending out a response team of their own either. If this is another Rosewell hoax, I'm gonna be pissed.

Anybody on this thing know a good dog park? Turns out I'm gonna be in need of one.

( My granddaughter picked him out for father's day )

Say you've got a dangerous weapon. Could be chemical, organic. Whatever. And it's going to go off sooner or later and hurt everything. You'd naturally destroy the thing before it hurts anybody or can get near them again, particularly when its only purpose is to wreck a path of chaos, right?

If anyone wants to dream while awake, I can provide.


Edited in after about ten minutes of looking for the button

For free.

I just got yelled at by HR for "going over the overtime limit". I need another distraction from this crazy shit that isn't work a hobby.

miss me?

hospital food sucks.

Contrary to what some members of this network may believe, The FBI does, in fact, know what you are doing at work.

We also know when you do it, who you do it with, and, oh yes, exactly what you've told these people, and exactty what their backgrounds are.

In the interests of ensuring your discretion, and because IT refuses to play Cybernanny, someone here has been dispatched to make sure you people don't blow everything.

As for the rest of you?

I'm watching.