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So. I think I understand why you all talk about dreams so much. because I had one last night that was super intense. Like it started with me going to my best friend's house and hanging upside down on his front porch which seems like a thing I do often, cause I was really comfortable with it and it just felt normal. But then we went looking for a dead body in the woods, because I'd been listening to my dad's police scanner cause he's the sheriff. He caught me, I abandoned Scott in the woods and the next day he said he got attacked by something, like a wolf but there are no wolves in California.

I started putting the pieces together, and realised my friend had been bit by a werewolf. Completely absurd, I know. He blew me off, but then he invited the new girl to a party and the party was the night of the full moon and I had a really bad feeling about it. I did a lot of research and when Scott came over, he got really angry with me which never happens because he knows how I am, and he slammed me into the wall and I thought he was going to hit me, but he didn't and he went to the party, but he had to leave because he started turning into a werewolf!

LYDIA! You were there and you like completely blew me off. Like that was normal. So rude! And DEREK was there too! Being broody and creepy and sulky too.

I got a PhD, which means every meeting I go to is a doctor's appointment!

I'm pretty excited for the fourth. And my parents are taking the twins with them to some party so I can go to the fireworks without the little terrors.


What are everyone's plans for the fourth? Beach and fireworks? What are we doing?

It's a good thing the delivery guy can't see what's in the box. Otherwise he'd be judging me on the quantity of duct tape I just ordered for the garage. Somehow we're out of it already.

So like, Hi. I'm Stiles. At least that's what everyone calls me. Trust me, it's easier than my actual name, because unless you're Polish, you probably can't pronounce it anyway. And even if you are Polish you might not be able to pronounce it. I'm not even Polish, my parents just decided to saddle me with a Polish name. And then somewhere along the way, I adopted my grandfather's nickname, and that's what stuck. So yeah. Hi. I'm Stiles. I like to talk. Sorry. Except not really.

Well, after seeing a shelving unit fall on a couch Jim and I were on and barely managed to avoid, I can now understand why my ex was always worrying about my bookshelves and how they could be lethal..... Oops?

So what is everyone doing this week? Any cool plans or parties I should know about?

Ever since I started dreaming it's been one bad thing after another. First, my dreams try to kill me, now apparently when I scream I can break the windows and glass around me. Seriously? I want these dreams to just end already.

Do these fucking dreams ever stop?

So soon I get the awkward task of telling my ex girlfriend that I'm not a vampire anymore. It shouldn't be awkward, but I mean, how many people become vampires then become human again? Ya know?

So.. Has anyone ever experience dream walking or something? Or rather I guess, sleep walking?

Woah...I think I just got Inceptioned. A vision from a dream in reality?...freaky. It's like a Hitchcock movie in my head right now. It can stop any time. Dead birds from the sky. I really hope that isn't a thing here.

But hey we stopped the invasion of metas?

this is a special kind of hell.


i dont even remember getting home last night. or why my shoe is in the freezer.

I played Super Mario Bro 3 last night and I now can't get their little game music out of my head. Nothing seems to work to make it go away.

Just when I think my dreams have maybe stopped (I know wishful thinking right?)

Seems Allison and I were heading to a double date thing (even though I told her it wasn't one, it obviously was one)anyways, she asked about Jackson but I wasn't trying to talk about him (he moved to London). Stiles and Scott end up in the car next to us at the light, and after driving ahead of them and stopping (because they suddenly stopped behind us) Allison and I tried figuring out what the hell was that about...

Normal right? It gets better.

A damn deer comes crashing into the windshield of my car (which was parked mind you), Scott and Stiles came to make sure we were okay (we were just shaken up)

Clearly, I got over Jackson (or was trying too) by sleeping with random guys (because that's healthy) anyways telling Allison I don't want a boyfriend, I want a distraction I notice two twins walking down the hall. One (the straight one) catches my interest obviously. I've no idea that he is the one who was chasing after Issac from earlier on in my dream.

Fast forward a few days later in class and I have a bandage on my ankle, Stiles asks what happen and I tell him Prada attacked me (my dog) not even five minutes later and the crows outside are going crazy and smash through the window in class! (Stiles, protects me) but some of the others were attacked.

I tell Allison that Beacon Hills is becoming Beacon ills f totally bizarre and supernatural, just to have some chick grab us asking about Scott, there is a bruise like a mark on both our arms that make a symbol.

The symbol means something, but I don't know what... Also, I woke up with my ankle bandaged up and when I looked it was a deep bite mark, like the one the dog gave dream me. And since I couldn't get the symbol out my head I drew it. Also woke up with a jar of Wolfsbane...fun times....

I never knew I needed The Taco Bell Resort from check in to check-out a taco bell experience. Um, Stiles? We're going. Don't make any plans for August 9th weekend.

His name is Chicken

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This was the first year in maybe 10, 15 years that I actually felt like I could celebrate Mother's Day.

My mom passed away when I was about 10 (#fyoucancer).

10.

What 10 year old is prepared to be without their mom? I mean, sure she had her moments and she yelled at me and probably was a total b-word, but she was my mom. She was the one who taught me how to sing, how to dance, how to just let loose and live in the moment. She painted all the time, and she made the best grilled cheese sandwiches and goddamnit do I ever miss her.

So yesterday, Yondu and I just listened to some of her old mixtapes, drank beer, swapped stories.... it was frickin' hard but you know what? Glad I got the old man around. This way, she's never really gone, not when there's at least two people who still think about her and miss her.

Thanks, Yondu. For an old, cranky, ugly man, you're pretty okay sometimes.

But only sometimes.

I forgot about Mother’s Day..but in a strange turn of events she didn’t yell or curse at me or anything for once. She showed up today and hugged me. We ended up actually talking for the first time in almost a year without my brother around to interrupt and twist my words and you know what? it wasn’t awful.

You know, I'm pretty sure that taking a shower isn't supposed to trigger the smoke detector.

Woke up with a large jar of wolfsbane....

On top of that, it seems Allison's grandfather was the one controlling the Kanima (Jackson) for his own selfish reasons. Least I did have a semi-nice dream again, Stiles won the Lacrosse game!

GO STILES!!!

But the ending of the game Jackson got hurt and taken away. Stiles, sorry for being stubborn in your room when you were just trying to help. Least, in the end, Jackson was able to control himself and turn back. The smartest thing is parents did was move to London.

Though... a werewolf in London... Seriously? Kinda ironic and hilarious.

Hopefully no more dreams!

The creatures are called Porgs. They are similar to Puffins. Try distracting them with water (they love it) and or shiny things. Don't let them out of your sight or their curiosity might get the best of them and who knows what your netflix algorithm will look like. Think of a backwards cat x1000

Good luck, and May the 4th be with you.

[Stiles]
Tell me I can keep one?

Okay, these fucking creatures can go away now.

I don't know where these little guys came from, but I already have three in the apartment.

I thought the dreams had stopped since I haven't had any in a long while, but then I was hit with a week's worth of them. I don't know which is worse...a straight week of them or getting them here and there.

[Derek]
You are the biggest jackass ever in my dreams.

Well... I'm glade we went on a sudden get away and missed all the crazy.. Least the apartment is in one piece.

Stiles

Can we go one week with nothing trying to kill us...

Cinnamon Roll

Hey, you okay I haven't heard much from you.

... Fire in the sky? Why did I see..?

Is it on fire or..?


Something bad is coming. Something bad. My head has that not so fun splitting feeling.
It's different this time. Dragons?

Ya know some people MITCH are very ungrateful, for when someone ME gets them a get well gift.

These dreams really know how to make me feel completely unnecessary.


[Barry]
Are you busy tonight?

God, I love this idiot so much! Happy birthday, Stiles!!

God, it feels great to be home. With a real bed to lay in.

Ugh, my head is still pounding.

Stiles and Cisco

Are you two alive?

There's no reason to wake up before noon. Unless it's for breakfast cake. I endorse breakfast cake. It's been a good weekend. Space ice cream, friends, breakfast cake. I'm a very healthy human clearly. Don't you judge me, I see you over there with your muffin that's basically cake anyway.

Thank you all for spending it with me. I guess birthdays aren't satan after all.

I forgot my own birthday was yesterday. Mom actually remembered, bothered to send me a card. It's the only actual reason I remembered. I don't know what to think about this.

So... What's the best foundation to use to cover up hickeys and bite marks

Heh, look who surprised me with coffee at school today.

I feel special.

Just when I think I'm in the clear, that maybe the dreams have stopped, they prove me wrong. I don't know how much more of this I can take. Waking up screaming the way I did... That's not normal...

Private to Mitch

I'm so sorry about last night.

I'm alive. Least, I think I am. God, between repeat dreams and trying to catch up on school I fell down a rabbit hole. But I'm out of it!

All I wanna do now I sleep!

I don't know how to talk to them, they're like my Dream bestie people and they're here but I'm so fucking awkward I don't know the right words. Any time my brain could cut the crap would be greeeeat.

Over all a pretty good weekend. Even if I am getting 'Dreams' every night still, I think I'm kind of getting used to it? At least less physical pain involved. Small miracles.

Random sketch tonight.

February isn't real. Winter doesn't exist past January 31st. After that, it's just Pre-Spring.

Today was a good day for the most part. That is until I had to drive by an accident. It looked pretty bad. I hate having to see that stuff since it reminds me of what happened to my mom. Now my mood is shot and I need a distraction. But I don't know what to distract myself with. Any suggestions out there?

Just when I thought, I wouldn't dream anymore. Bam new fucking dreams... So, there's a new thing in my dreams, something called a kanima Apparently it's some weird shapeshifting thing. It's about as creepy as the alpha from my past dreams. But no it gets better Derek and his fucking pack of babies is trying to kill me because they think I'm the damn kanima! Oh and spoiler alert, I'm not the kanima, fucking Jackson is!

All these dreams are starting to mess with me, I'm barely sleeping because of them, I'm missing school. Can they just, stop already. Seriously. I would like to have my life back.

And then they broke it...

I'm sure saying as much is only bad luck, but I do love the moments when the Orange County is relatively peaceful.

Has the craziness ended yet? I would very much like to leave my home without worrying if I'm going to come back in one piece.

Does anyone have any idea how to turn these dreams off?

[Yondu]

You have a fire?

Zombies broke your door?

Windows not the evil dead-proof?

The giant hole in your wall depressing you?

Don't despair! Call Peter -- renos and repairs done in a reasonable time frame. Can't pay? I love trades!