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Dream me is a five year old superhero who fights a talking monkey and a crazy bitch monster.

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Fantastic. I've now been suspended for three soccer games because our defense got upset that I was good and didn't leave them with anything to do. Apparently I ought to have stood there and played with my eyes closed like the other forward did over the weekends games. But no, I'm the one who got red carded because one of them is the coaches son.

American soccer politics can go right to hell.

Along with whoever hurt my little sister once I figure out who thy are..

Like most people I listen to music while I work out. Only today while I was on the treadmill, my playlist went from Papa Roach to that song from fucking Mulan.

Thanks sis.

So... What's there to do around here?

I knew a blind date would be a horrible idea but I went anyway.

I must be a glutton for punishment or something.

Hi there, folks!

I heard that this was the place to go for local information. Also, to whomever gave Joe the idea for the burrito place: thank you. They were delicious.

I'm still new to the area, but I never dreamed that a network like this existed! Do all counties have networks like this one? That sounds extremely useful. You'd think this place would be a lot more advertised than it is.

My body is still on East Coast time. If I were still in New York, I'd be getting up for a run right now, but I'm not about to go running in a strange place at 4 in the morning.

Since I can't get back to sleep, I'm on the internet instead, mostly just to confirm I'm not the last person on Earth. This was the first local forum that came up in my search.

Anyone got any recommendations for a good place to get breakfast?

Dream me needs a little bit of chill. I mean, screaming that I can be hardcore is a little much, but then I sort of get it. Someone - well, multiple someones - said I couldn't fight things as scary and difficult as they could. I'm really, really bad at be underestimated.

Animaniacs was added to Netflix.

I know what my evening plans are.

Just when you start thinking you got this whole thing figured out in your dreams, something you've been doing for decades, some asshole named Fisk and psycho called Bullseye stroll on in to really ruin your day.

At least I don't wake up with any of those dream injuries you people seem to get.

Forgot it was April Fools yesterday. Only remembered after a guy dumped a Slurpee on my head as a 'prank'. I didn't think it was very funny, but I don't think he found my prank of kicking him in the nuts to be very funny either. On the plus side, the professor who saw the whole thing felt my reaction was completely valid and talked the guy out of calling the campus police on me, and it was after my last class of the day so I didn't have to worry about skipping classes.

Three showers later and I'm still sticky. Anyone have guesses as to how to get red out of a white shirt?

Want to play video games, but I can't decide if I want to play more The Evil Within or Assissin's Creed. Decisions. Decisions.

Is there a way to introduce yourself on this thing without sounding like a dating profile or some kind of addicts support group? Probably not.

I'm Buttercup. I think my sisters Blossom and Bubbles are on this thing too. And I guess now I am too so you all get the complete set!

Also I do not like piña coladas. Or getting caught in the rain.

So, anyone else go buy half priced Easter candy today? I couldn't resist. I was only going to check if the store had any Cadbury eggs left and I ended up buying more candy then I need. I am so weak when it comes to chocolate. But, I can always keep some in my desk at work and some in my apartment and maybe give some to my friends.