Network

New item at the Bakery: Chai Scones. They're new, they have a cinnamon, cream cheese frosting (optional) and they're mighty delicious, if I do say so myself.

Come on by! Mention Valarnet and get 20% off your coffee and pastry purchase.

I have to wonder if this is what it's like inside the mind of a drug addict.

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

And that's saying a lot.

So, I've started having dreams that are kinda like real life but not. Seems like a fictionalized account of my life but with things just changed enough to be weird. Major differences include a missing father, being poor instead of rich, growing up, and a mom who actually cares.

Not sure if weird dreams of different lives, or just bad pizza leftovers.

There's been too much going on of late. Hard to keep it all straight, and so much of it was not good it's not worth mentioning.

Let's call Friday Night a free cover night with drink specials starting at 7. I think everyone could use it, eh?

Mint Mochas will be the drink of the month for March, they'll be on sale from March 1 through March 31. I'll also be making clover-shaped cookies for St. Patrick's Day. New recipe this year. I'm really excited about them!

Dragon smoke is like Smog. Yuck. Dragons are really cool, though.

Dear Valarnet,

I have a friend and she is amazing. She's smart. Smarter than a lot of you guys put together, but don't let that put you off. She's brilliant and beautiful and funny. Jane is a really great girl who is sweet and amazing. She definitely needs a date for Valentine's Day. Or any day at all possibly. I'm looking for a guy who can not feel intimidated by how smart she is, and someone who is charming and wants to have a good time.

If there are any sweet, single guys who need a date, let me know. We can chat, and I'll see if you're the right match for my very best friend. She deserves the world, and I want to give that to her.

Love,
Darcy

Is there anyone hiring? My skillset involves shooting people training in water purification systems, shooting people vehicle repair and shooting people electronics repair.

I just heard that you can get drunker quicker when you mix alcohol with diet coke instead of regular, cause diet has no sugar and gets into the bloodstream quicker. Looks like my new drink of choice is rum and diet coke.

Since today is my day off, I think I'm gonna try a few of these new cupcake recipes I found last night.

It is... strange how quickly my dreams seem to progress. That metal dog was so... unusual. So unlike anything I'd seen before.

I partied so much last night that I almost made a post asking if there was any hot super heroes that want to save me... with their penis.

Kind of glad I didn't know. Luckily, I had someone looking out for me. And yet? Still not hungover. Told you, that shit works. But I think I'm done drinking for like a month. This weekend was just one big blur. Yikes.

I had the most wonderful dreams! This beautiful forest, and an underground city! It was...it felt so real, and wonderful!

Hi there. My name is Audrey, and I own and run Baxter Bakery. I've been told this is a good place to meet and talk to people. Having a little bit of trouble sleeping tonight, so I thought I'd pop on.

...but now I'm here... what am I supposed to do? Just... talk about my day?

Does anyone else start thinking "if I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I can conceivably have X hours of sleep." and then just watch the number X go down the longer you stay awake? That's what I'm going through right now.

Anyway, hi.

I am finally beginning to feel a little more human and breath a little easier after that virus. I got hit with it really hard. We weren't sure I was going to make it out alive there for a little while, but I guess I must be a fighter in another lifetime or something. I'm certainly stubborn enough in my If bad things could stop happening to me, that would be swell. I'm not sure I have anymore room in my life for tragedy. My tragedy jar is all full up. Let's move onto comedy now.

Dear 2013,

If you are planning to make a repeat of everything that happened in January in February let me just stop you right now. We are prepared to make you a very good offer to have an 'off' month and let everyone feel normal for a little while. Please contact me to discuss the details.

Thank you for your time,
Sydney Bristow

Got a new one of these iPad things, and I made the lady teach me how to use it. I promised to teach her a few things--held up my end of the bargain. She did a bit too, like this Temple Run thing. A bit entertaining.