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So it's not bad enough that we have spam mail and spam calls, but now we have spam texts? I felt the need to share the one I received today.

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First of all, the obvious, my name is not Marco, so clearly it wasn't actually meant for me personally and second, I really don't need whatever they're selling or pretending to sell. Trust me. ;)

Just a friendly reminder for those watching the Superbowl tomorrow. Make sure you have a ride home. I don't want to see you in the ED tomorrow night.

So...I’m apparently high king of Fillory by bloodright, which we discover when we go to get the blade. Which fun fact - I have to marry the blade maker’s daughter in order for us to claim it. Wonderful. Not only do I have to get married, but I have to get married to a stranger and a virgin. And that’s not even the worst part - according to the laws of the land, if I sleep with anyone but my spouse I’ll die. I want to know who dreamEliot pissed off in a past life.

[Felix]
So I have no clue if this is going to cross over to here - this not able to sleep with anyone but Fen - so I’m thinking we should go out of town and send me off with a bang if it’s going to happen. I also just want another mini vacation for us and I’ll admit it.

[Margo]
Probably a bad idea for me to tease you about getting married before you right?

I've recently been reminded that I'm probably in need of a PA, someone who can help me get to places on time, remember meetings and passwords and generally work with my agent, PR people and so on... I promise to pay well and never ask for a skinny decaf late with almond milk, cocoa powder and kale in the middle of the night.

Travel expenses covered if we go off and shoot things in other locations?

Anyone here looking for a job?