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I will be so fucking happy when The Oscars are over because then awards season is over for another year. This last month has been so busy for us with so many awards shows. It's almost to the point where if I see another Vera Wang or Louis Vuitton, I might scream. I've been so busy that Roman and I haven't had any time to properly celebrate our engagement, but you can bet your ass we're going to plan something soon.

Also, who told Priyanka Chopra to wear that dress at the Grammys? It gave her fucking pancake tits. I have nothing against women deciding not to wear bras, but that just looked awful.

Is there a reason that legos are shaped like they are? I know they need to be able to lock together, but I feel there should be a way of doing that without it being so sharp. On that note, why are there always spare legos around, no matter how well you thought you cleaned up? My current theory is they're multiplying.

Oh hell no. You do not come to me 15 minutes before my shift ends and ask me to stay until close. Especially not when I already came in on my day off to open because you were going to be short. It is not my problem that you scheduled a known flake to close the dining room without having a backup lined up just in case she didn’t show up like always. You have managers. Tell them to quit watching youtube and pornhub on their phones and either call her to come do her damn job or go wait the tables themselves.

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that the new Animal Crossing will autosave the game for you. I mean, generally speaking? I exit out of it without saving for a reason. Like I accidently dug up one of my patterned tree stumps. Now Nintendo wants me to live with the concequences of my actions? Where's the escape in that?

I will be glad to a new game, though. I've been debating selling my town and starting new or just buying a new copy so I can have a fresh experience again, so if I just hold on a few more months, I won't have to worry about it.