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The Barbie Dreamhouse is real!

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/38933153?source_impression_id=p3_1571331884_vSUviwNwFHBj1W1I

Oh man, I wish they would run this for longer because they would make bank. Only let the first guests have the cool celebrity interactions and then the other people get to just enjoy the house itself. It's just so pink and adorable. Debating if I want to spend some time watching the clock on the 23rd and try to book it.

Happy birthday to the best friend and boyfriend this girl could ever ask for.

Simon, I hope you have a great day!

What in the actual hell? Seriously? Someone tell me that there’s some weirdass tradition in California of pranking waitresses by accusing them of trying to hit on your boyfriend by asking what he’s ordering. Because if not? This girl I waited on today needs a serious reevaluation of her relationship. And possibly her sanity because she went OFF on me for asking what he wanted to order. I had a moment where I thought she was actually going to physically attack me with her coffee mug and no thank you. I don’t care if it has been sitting in front of you long enough that it’s not scalding anymore. I don’t want your coffee all over me.

Also if you are that damn concerned about your boyfriend cheating that you think he might hook up in the back of a diner with a waitress at noon? First - fuck you for thinking so little of someone you’ve never even met before. Second - why are you going to keep seeing someone you CLEARLY don’t trust? Have some damn self respect and ditch him. Or quit attacking waitresses and calling them sluts when they ask “And for you sir?” Because A)They’re just doing their JOB and B) no one wants spit in their food. I wouldn’t do that but I know some servers who would.

Plus sides to being single, I've gotten so much work done. I've completely redesigned my glider suits and hummingbirds, drew up the plans for a brand new airship design to add to the growing fleet I've been producing, and a design for a flight suit capable of leaving and re-entering atmosphere.

And that was all personal work, that doesn't even include the Stark/FI space program collab work!

Friends of Tony Stark

Tell me I'm not the only one who's been concerned about him? I think he's sick.


Jemma Simmons

I don't know if we've ever spoken, but I know you're with the agency. Do you think you could run a blood test for me? I'm very concerned for a friend and from my own research I think it might be some kind of metal poisoning.