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Now that Roman and I have finally moved into our house, I never want to move again. Moving is such a fucking hassle and I've done it three times in the last two years. It's not happening again. Not only that, but I love this house. It's possibly the nicest house I've ever lived in.

Once we're completely settled in we're going to have a house warming party, which I'm very much looking forward to.

One of my favorite things about this house is how bright it is. It's perfect for selfies.

( Perfect Selfie Light )

What day is it? It's Monday? Good lord. That's the problem with fantastic weekends. Not that I remember much, but that's typically a sign of a very good time.

Anyway. Happy Monday, everyone. I'm going back to bed.

I've got a challenge for you!

First person to beat me at the Future Industries Race Track this Friday gets the car I'm using for the race. It's our latest model electric speedster. More power than anything Tesla has on the market; and longer range, too!

Also the CEO isn't an asshole. ;)

I have no fucking idea how it even happened but a piano turned up in my apartment.

How I slept through its arrival is beyond me.

Clearly a skill.

Taco Bell hotel was amazing. I now need a gym membership though probably.

I need these in my life. Like, right now.

After dealing with insane galaxy destroying emperors, being dumped over the thinly veiled excuse of 'serving the empire better' is positively mundane.

And yet my dreams chose to highlight that moment over everything else once we sent the Emperor fleeing to unknown space.