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Nazi vampires. Because of course, why not. I can't even act like I'm all that surprised. But seriously?

I forgot how much fun it is to prank someone on April Fools.

Hope you enjoyed the new 'deodorant', kid.

Your move, Quill.

The day of fools, or, the day I can post the most outlandish tales from my dreams and no one would believe me.

So instead, how about three truths and a lie, and you can guess which one is the lie.

There's an alternate universe where we're all dinosaurs. One of my best friends is a dragon. Logan is good with babies. I've got a dual citizenship with the UK.

I don't know if I'm more concerned or more pissed off.

Has anyone ever been really, really pissed off at someone in their Dreams and also... really worried about them?

Rhys got his ass hurt so I went into this... rage and kind of ripped apart the people that hurt him.

Then I find out we've got this bond between us he didn't tell me about and I wanted to rip him apart.

It's so pretty. I want to see it.

Thank you unnamed janitor at the university. I wasn’t even thinking that the pool of water outside of the bathroom in the drama department was urine until you made a point of saying that it wasn’t. Now all I can think is thank God I wore boots today because I had to walk through it in order to get to my professor's’ office. And wondering where I can take these to get them cleaned just in case the janitor was wrong.