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Hi everyone. My name is Padmé and I've just been introduced to....all this.

Last week, I was a surfer and a wedding/events planner. I obviously didn't know what I didn't know, but now? I guess that band-aid has been ripped off. I mean, I'm still a surfer and a wedding/events planner (Storr Weddings -- we do more than just weddings!), so that's still the same.

I'll be blunt: is there anyone that can guide me to some self-defense classes? I don't ever want to feel that helpless again.

So I'm pretty sure I won't be so lucky in the future with getting Old Lace in and out of our apartment when there's something to fight but I'll worry about that when I have to. She had a great time attacking the zombies but a part of me feels a little bad because those things didn't even stand a chance against her.

Well I learned one thing from the zombies and all that were making life hell around here this week - they couldn't come inside my house for whatever reason. They could do damage to the outside of the house, and they did but I'm already talking with somebody about fixing part of it, but nothing inside got messed up. Well not by the zombies at least.

Considerin' the latest in the long line of trauma I figure I should do a bit of advertising.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel at your service, specializing in Dream-related therapy, though I do offer services for a variety of mental health needs!

Completely unrelated but if there's a redhead botanist bombshell out there, call me!



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