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Man am I glad I got home in time for THIS. Stark Tower is fine, by the way. We're safe, the - whats its name Scourge?! - can't seem to climb up it, and the Dragons are circling but their frost breath isn't even a thing.

So you know. Come on over and in if you need a safe space. We're throwing a party on the first floor.

Also - Is no one going to talk about the dinosaur? SOMEONE has a dinosaur and it's out there kicking ass. Whoever you are, I want to meet the dinosaur.

HEY KID WHO THOUGHT WE WERE ALL CRAZY: Where are you at with this now? Figure you've been drinking too much of the water? Believing the hype about this being some kind of publicity stunt? Try not to lose your shit, it'll be okay.

I woke up this morning to a sad update on the page of one of my favorite social media stars - Boo the Pomeranian passed away in his sleep yesterday. I know it's probably silly to be upset about a dog that I never even met dying but I loved seeing all the new pictures his humans posted of him because he was just so cute and it always made me smile to see them no matter what else was going on. Is anybody else going to miss seeing that adorable face in new pictures?

Okay so I might have been a bit hasty jumping straight to thinking everyone was on drugs after looking over the posts on here. My new theory is that there's some kind of experimentation being done on the people that live in this area. Either that or I've gone nuts because I just saw a damn zombie outside my apartment building