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So the neighbor across the hall is starting to piss me off. Believe me, I’m aware that Old Lace can get a little loud with her whining in the middle of the night. I try to get her to quiet as soon as I can. I do not need some old jackass texting me about it disturbing his sleep. That is not why I wrote my number down for your caretaker - it was in case of a goddamn emergency. Believe me though - if she’s waking you up across the hall - what do you think she’s doing to me in the same apartment? And no - I’m not going to get rid of her. While I know that most of my neighbors think that I just have my large dog on some really weird walk schedule, she’s really a raptor and I just don’t think that any of the animal shelters around here are equipped to deal with any breed of dinosaur.