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I am feeling super called out right now. Pretty sure I did nothing to deserve this. (Well, maybe other than play La Vie Boheme on loop as payback to my neighbor for her Mariah Carey marathon over Thanksgiving and Christmas...) Anyway, I just came out for a good time and all that.

So over 300 emails in the last few days about GDPR. Seriously people? This shouldn't be a last minute thing, anybody with European customers should have known about it and sorted it out before this.

I had the most bizarre dream last night. My brother and I were children, and he'd transformed himself into a snake, because he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself. He was like 'Yeah it's me!" And he stabbed me.

I believe we were eight at the time.

That is so something that Loki would do, too.

Walked into the Cafe today totally intending to get back to it. Had a random panic attack that came out of nowhere because clearly "normal" is too weird after a few weeks on a mountain alone.

I need a new life. Can I start over?

I got sucked into a Netflix hole today, UGGGGGGH.

I started watching this documentary called "Evil Genius" - it's about this bank robbery in 2003 where this pizza delivery guy went to deliver a pizza and some guys jumped him and attached a collar bomb to his neck and sent him on this weird scavenger hunt to free himself, which included robbing a bank. Let's just say it didn't end well for him and it's all about the investigation.

It's super intriguing if you like true crime stuff and only 4 parts, so a quick binge. All I have to say is people are crazy.

I had this really weird dream earlier today and I've been so busy that I completely forgot to post on here, but it seems like the ones that everyone talks about.

I lived on a place that looked a lot like Earth, but it was called Naboo. It was kind of a fast forward of growing up in this world and discovering there's a whole other galaxy of planets out there. I joined some youth programs that taught about the government/senate and was eventually elected Queen of the planet. Who elects a 14 year old girl to be a Queen?!?!

The fact that I moved out here at a call says something about me or my boss I'm just not sure which.

Speaking of my boss - Eric, I told the moving company to bill you since it was a rush job.

I should probably introduce myself - the name's Sam.

Well the brilliance of my dreamself just continues - it's not enough to keep the fact that I'm dead from my two oldest friends, we're opening the house up to find a fourth roommate. Because there's no possible way that could be a bad idea. I mean - I can fool a complete stranger right? This is going to go so bad so fast I know.