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Now I know why cavemen had to figure out a way to cover up. Nudity and wild animals do not go well together.

It occurred to me. I'm such an idiot. Here I am, with a robotic prosthetic arm, and I'm doing nothing but learning how to use it, or get used to it. Depends on which physical therapist I see during my session... Or what I remember from session.

The point is, I should be doing more with it.

New plan: installing motion activated, audio chips that play machine and hydraulic noises when I move my arm and the joints of my hand.

Best plan, I've already thought it out. It's gonna work. My coworkers will love me!

He killed cancer puppy Well I guess I can’t hate that blonde girl in my dreams too much. She has rather well connected relatives and if I can get that internship with her aunt, I’ll be set for after Brakebills in regards to picking a career because I’ll get to know literally everyone who’s anyone among Magicians. But she won’t take me on this year so...fingers crossed for next I guess.

That being out of the way if Quentin ever does show up here - I’m going to strongly recommend no one allow him near their pets. He was trying to cure one in mine, Gerald although everyone called him Cancer Puppy and he was the absolute most adorable dog ever and I loved him and instead he killed him. He killed a dog that magic had rendered immortal because no one before us could figure out how to cure the puppy of the cancer he had. What the hell Quentin?

At least one good thing came from the dream though - I woke up to the world’s most adorable dog having crossed over from the dreams. Sleeping on the pillow beside me and no one is coming anywhere near him to cure him. He’s fine just the way he is - alive, adorable and well on his way to being completely spoiled here by me. And if Q ever shows up - he’s not even going to be allowed to LOOK at the dog

So we’re on our way to the Emerald City when I realize that Jack’s joints weren’t made for walking. In Tip’s defense - there was no way of knowing Mombi would bring him to life when he made him. He was just supposed to stand in the road to scare her - not be brought to life and move around on his own power. Something’s going to have to be done or he’ll wear out, but as we find out when he falls over while trying to sit down, that won’t work to spare him while I try to figure something out. He didn’t break or anything - thank God since I don’t think there were any pumpkins near where we are in the dream - but there is a sawhorse near the road that looks like it has a head on one end that I use the Powder of Life on to bring it to life so that Jack can ride on it.

I woke up with the Powder box in my hand and there’s powder in it but I haven’t checked to see if it is the Powder of Life. I don’t even know if it would work here since we’re not in Oz. I’m going to have to check it on something - anyone want to volunteer an item for an experiment?

See Haruhi? All you had to do was ask and we’d have gone to the beach instead of the pool. Although you did get thrown off a cliff into the ocean by two drunks Even if we did discover that we can’t go anywhere without someone getting into trouble - although that might have been because we took some of our female clients with us on the trip as a chance to earn some extra money for the club.

[Haruhi]
I think you might have gotten the wrong idea of me in the dream when I was trying to help you get through the storm in my dream.

How do you know if a dream of meeting someone was one of those dreams that people on here like to talk about so much?

So apparently in my dreams I’m scared of the dark - or of being out at night when there’s no moon. I’m not exactly sure which it is because it’s how dark it is with no moon that’s bugging me in my latest dream, but I’m not going to let that or the person following me on my walk home from Planet Bang scare me into running. Or at least that’s what I was telling myself until I stopped under a street light and saw someone, or something, moving out in the shadows.

I would use my ability, but in the dream I’m worried that the person following me has a camera or already knows about my ability and is following me to try to force me to do something to prove what can I do. I don’t know why they’d want to but I don’t want to give anyone any proof. I grabbed a flamingo from a yard and used the legs as protection until I got home to my mom and I felt safe. A little creeped out in the dream by my alarm clock being turned around and my watch face down but that’s nothing too bad and I was able to go to sleep easily enough in the dream. Which is a weird sentence to write.

Although I do have a question: does anyone know what the words ‘O Mater Luna, Reginos nocis, adiuvo me nunc’ means because I was saying them in the dreams over and over again and whatever, or whoever, was after me stayed away - I saw a hand reaching for me until they heard me saying those words.

When I woke up this morning the flamingo legs were in the corner of my room and I just want to throw them away but - does anybody know what happens if you throw away an item from the dreams?

Well look at that. I killed me a giant ass wolf and a sabre tooth in whatever the hell realm that was. Took some of their teeth for souvenirs and they came back with me! Now I just gotta figure out what to make with these things.

[OOC EDIT: I CLEARLY DID NOT READ THE WIKI CLOSE ENOUGH AND DIDN'T REALIZE DINOS WERE EXTINCT IN THIS ERA AND IT WAS ALL BIG MAMMALS. OOPS. I'M RETCONNING HIS POST AND COMMENTS TO SABRETOOTH CATS ETC.]