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I knew my dreams were not done yet. The angel Malthael has taken the Black Soulstone from where Tyreal was going to hide it, and he and his angels are attacking humans. I heard one of his Death Maidens say that all those with demon blood must die while turning people into their undead soldiers. Apparently Malthael thinks this is the perfect way to end the Eternal Conflict even though humans have nothing to do with that war. I must stop them before they spread across Sanctuary and kill everyone.

so wow. dream me got taken out by a child doing wordless spells. i mean...good job, girl. oh...and we're in a war now. so that's fun. i guess i'm sort of down for the count, buuuut...that means i can't do anything, right?

in other news, i saw this and now i feel like this is what I mean every time i say brb.

So get this. In my dreams, sloths run the DMV. Have you ever heard anything more true to life? Maybe they run the DMV here. The humans are just a front.

Anyway. We had to go run plates for this car since Judy decided that she wanted to find this car that Emmett Otterton took. Of course I was still being an asshole because I'm annoyed that she's forcing me to help her with this case I don't really care about, so I made sure to tell my friend at the DMV a joke to make the process even longer.

After we finally get the location of where it is, it's nighttime. I figured she'd just give up since it's in Tundratown and it's night, but no. We went and it's locked, so I told her I'd done my part so she should just give me the carrot pen. She needs a warrant to go in. So what does she do? Throw the pen over the fence. So I go to get it, which is helping her cause because you don't need a warrant if you have probable cause to search and a "shifty animal sneaking in" is probable cause. Great.

Yeah, so it turns out that the otter was in that car and that said car belonged to a guy I was on bad terms with. Excellent news. Apparently I sold the guy an expensive wool rug that was made out of the fur of a skunk's ass. Outside of the dreams, this is hilarious, but in them, it's not great since we have giant polar bear guards taking us to see Mr. Big.

Who knew being a fox was so "all go all the time".

I have just been watching the America's Cup sailing matches and they did a little piece with the sailors. It showed the training the sailors are doing while they are in Bermuda and I must say..they are extremely fine specimens... I think I need a holiday to Bermuda...