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I swear to god, if those assholes who are building a condo next to my apartment wake me by blasting Lady Gaga or whatever shitty ass pop star it is at six in the morning one more time, I'm going to go out there and arrest every single one of them for disturbing the peace.

Maybe it's time I move into a bigger place anyway. I wrote my Sergeants exam the other day, so with any luck I might get a promotion soon.

[Private to Revy]
You wanna look at some places with me?

There's someone out there who decided to teach a computer how to write recipes. It's come up with delicious titles like Completely Meat Chocolate Pie.

I gotta say though, it probably still manages to beat my sister's cooking skills. I'll take Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese over needing to drink my eggs through a straw again. I for one welcome our new culinary computer conquerors.