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Now, unless I've been wandering in a hazy hallucination for days, then all of this madness is real. A bit much to welcome a newcomer with, especially one who has crossed the ocean just to settle in this lovely corner of the world, but as a person living in the States for the first time at least it's not boring. Yet. Is it ever?

Though I would welcome tips about the usuals - dirty pubs, mostly, but I'm collecting as much info as I can get about day-to-day life here and things to do. Which pretty face(s) wants to assist me there? I'm quite a sucker for a pretty face.

((Pretend this was posted yesterday morning because whoops. Leon's costume, for reference))

I haven't been trick-or-treating in probably about fifteen years, but I'm kind of excited for it this year. Not that I really have much of a sweet tooth, but Chris is all fired up. And he's a big fan of his costume too.

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Downside is that I guess I don't get to go to the bars tonight to check out all the good-looking girls in skimpy outfits, but I'd rather spend the night with Chris anyway.

Got a new suit in today. I don't look half bad, I don't think.

Of course, I had to kill a rambling faceless Michael Myers-esque thing on the way home from getting it, but I think I managed not to get any schmutz on me.

Anyone know how to get eyeball goop outta satin?

A group of these won't stop following me around. I'm glad they haven't seemed to figure out how to open doors, but they sit outside and wait.

Ya know, I appreciate the OC giving me something to fight, but this is way too easy. Man, why can't it give me something that takes more than one punch to take out?

I have to say, when I used to want to be Marian when I was little, this definitely was not what I had in mind.

Um, to anyone who might have been trying to get in touch with Buffy since last night? She thinks she's Robin Hood right now. Not sure how long it will last, but just so no one worries.

Future Industries has completed construction on our new race track! Grand opening will be November 7th, with refreshments, music, games, and of course a whole lot of racing. There's both a professional track and an amateur track.

There'll also be tours of my airship.

I went to my first ever college party last night and it was a lot of fun. However, I had these dreams of memories of being a baby, but I would never remember that of my real life. But there was also dreams of a woman who looks a bit like my mother here and growing up with her.

Weird thing is that I live in a tower with her. But I did see some amazing lanterns in the sky.

Blah. Confusing. Also, does anyone want to model for me for my drawing class? It doesn't require being nude, unless you are into that.

While this has been an interesting experience, I really need to get back to my Earth now. Dire things are happening, and without me there to help Reed Richards and the Illuminati all could be lost if I stay any longer.

I don't suppose anyone has a portal handy that can traverse parallel universes?



OOC: T'Challa is now Dream T'Challa thanks to him wearing his dream costume for Halloween, and is fully convinced he ended up on an alternate earth.

So that really kickass Zombie Pumpkin sculpture I posted about before Halloween?

It came to life.

And started chasing the trick or treaters. I'm talkin' like, little kids. At first the parents thought it was some awesome costume. And I'm standing there tryin' to figure out if my friend punk'd me and replaced the thing with himself, but then it tried biting one of the kids and wouldn't stop going after people and all hell broke loose.

Ever try to grab a life size slimy pumpkin sculpture? Yeah. Not fun.

This is quite brilliant!

Hello, my name is Andrew Compton. My office secretary thinks I don't get out enough, and signed me up for this. Since it's not well known, she thought it might get me comfortable with interacting online. She really wanted to sign me up for a dating site, but I refused.

I don't know what this site is for, but hello nonetheless.

I knew I skipped Halloween for a good reason this year.