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My dreams jumped 9 years ahead.

I was a lawyer in New York for a second, but then my ex boyfriend was framed for murder and I had to go home and clear his name and figure out the real killer. Which of course I did even though I hadn't spoken to said ex in those nine years.

Also went to my ten year high school reunion where my sex tape was played, because those people are still all assholes.

My dreams feel kind of done now. I'm ready for a change in my life.

It's almost Halloween.

Will there be an Institute party this year?

I also need a costume.

Why would someone want to use love potions or spells or spices or apparently fishing rods? It doesn't make sense.

[Ashley]
Are you doing any better?

It's time to close Pinterest and walk away.

Just walk away.

Bored again. We need more giant spider invasions. Anyone got a number for who can arrange that? I'll also accept invasions of fifty-foot women. I've always wanted to climb one of those like a tree.