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Hi, Valarnet! A weird Sticks Up Bottoms plague seems to be going on. (Seriously, there is so much aggro around.) If you need a place to lay low and AREN'T afflicted, you can come crash on my couch. Tippy-Toe says it's cool, and so do Teto, Jiji, and Heen.

If this cat leaves one more bloody fucking dead animal on our bed, I'm going to take him out to the bloody freeway and leave him there.

Really a guy can only be kicked around by the department so many times before there are no more fucks to be given. I'm not sorry you woke me at 2am when I wasn't on graveyard to begin with and I cursed you out Captain, and I'm not sorry you don't have more competent officers to fill the spot but no I'm not the only one with a cell phone. Call someone else, I just don't fucking care anymore. I go home one damn day and the station falls apart.