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On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it when your dog is more decisive than you?

A panic attack is not the ideal way to wake up. It's times like this that I wish David were here.

Some days, I am brought far too close to the dark side of humanity. It is a wonder how I ever sleep at night with the things I see on the job.


[CW for comments: Discussion of unearthing human remains and potential murder discussion.]

Ever put something on from your dreams and then have a really hard time convincing yourself to take it ofF?

Blocked to non-puncturable star wars

So I may have spent the past several days at a certain event in Anaheim, getting my geek on. I have so many autographs and a metric ton of loot.



(ooc: canon XD)

I don't know what bothers me more. Paparazzi following me around and taking pictures when I'm trying to drive around with my girlfriend, or the headlines reading 'CEO Out And About With Best Gal Pal!"

And the picture they included is of us kissing.

But honestly, I can handle the paparazzi. I just wish they'd leave her alone. Especially while she's recovering

Underwhelmed by my latest string of dream performances.

I can command an army and take over an entire planet. I am endlessly skilled at carving up clone soldiers, they offer me little challenge whatsoever. But this blasted Anakin and his ridiculously overpowered 'master' continue to have me on the run.

The Dark Side is supposed to be more powerful than this. Get it together, dream me. You have Jedi to kill.

i used to think that the worst way to wake up ever was waking up to ur buddy pissing on u. id like to officially change my answer to being sliced open. jesus christ this sucks balls.

i take back thinking that these stupid dream things might actually be cool.

Anyone want to punch their Dream-selves in the face and stop them from following their terrible ideas?

I know that terrible things happened, but the idea of dropping out of school and running away to Russia to fulfill a promise is incredibly bad. This girl is not even fully trained to be running around on her own, even if she is a badass, but she's totally gonna get herself killed. I totally get why she's doing it, but ugh. She needs a good shake or something and I'm not really going to enjoy how this plays out.