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This was clearly an active week in the dream world. And it seems some family members of mine have found their way in.

The ninth Doctor who happened to look like a nephew of mine. The tenth who looked like another nephew of mine. Oh and, you guessed it, the eleventh who looked like yet another nephew of mine. It was all rather awkward seeing them as this Doctor fellow.

I can sympathize where the ninth's anger came from. Sometimes I thought the tenth was a bit overdramatic. And he did wear sandshoes. The eleventh couldn't quite catch a break there for a while.

So. These dreams can take a break now. Why does Clara keep dyi No not discuss

Is there a Ruby Lucas on the network?

Because, hi, I'm Astrid, and your fiance woke up in my boyfriend's body and do you know where, by any chance, said boyfriend is?

Most awkward morning ever.

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Good morning! I am now a foxy blonde without any super strength, so boo to that? But at least I swapped with a girl so you know I won't be doing any gross things to your body and it'll come back in like-new condition.

Did I travel back in time? And into someone else's body? Cuz I'm like 19 and white.

HOLY CRAP WHY IS THERE A WOLF IN THIS APARTMENT?!

Nina if you see this it's Gabe and I'm not me today.

Hi, I'm supposed to be Kevin Flynn and apparently I'm a vampire today. Complete with eastern European accent.

at least I don't sparkle

And here I thought April Fools Day was on Wednesday. This place has the most unnerving sense of humor.

I would like to have my own body back now. I have classes to teach come Monday.

As if things haven't been bad enough lately, now I'm a woman. I should rephrase that, I'm in a woman's body and apartment that aren't mine. So, I'm wondering, who has my body? Normally I'm a guy, blond, about 5'8, bubble butt and one nipple pierced. Oh yeah, and you might be hungover. Sorry about that.

Monday I assume official control over my father's company. This time next month we should have finished transitioning to the new name.

I guess it's time to look to the future.

Korra

Have you dreamed more?

Is someone with pink hair, giant breasts, and wings missing their body??? Because I am currently occupying it and holy shit. This is so not cool.

Why is it that flights are usually always delayed? I was hoping to get into the city a little bit sooner so that I could check out the place I will be utilizing for my store. I suppose there is no rush, and I was just feeling overly eager. Perhaps a night out on the town to commemorate my arrival!

Are there any fancy clubs around here? Perhaps places where the cheapest drink is at least $100? Yes, I have expensive tastes but once you have the best, why settle for anything else?

Oh, where did my manners go? I am Dorian Pavus, international model and entrepreneur. And yes...those modeling shots of myself in the nude are real.

Call me crazy, but I enjoy the preparation for a job interview. I like spending the time picking out my interview outfit; after all, first impressions are the ones that really matter, so I need to make sure I pick the right outfit. I'm contemplating buying something new for this interview though. New shoes for sure. A woman can never have too many pairs of shoes after all.

Oh and I'm Josephine Montilyet. Found this place while doing more research on the company I'm interviewing for.