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I haven't been on a proper date in ages. I feel like this calls for shopping. Maybe a new dress. Or is that too keen? I'm just excited to go out and do something.

I spoke to soon. It got infinitely sillier.

I met with Asquith Senior's nephew, Henry, and made friends with him by saving him from a bar fight. As we got to know each other, it became clear to me that my best chance of getting close to him...

... was to seduce him. Which I was really rather good at. Good enough, at least, that he brought me back to his Honey Shack. Yes, his Honey Shack, so called because Henry keeps bees.

So I sprayed his clothes with lavender to attract the bees to him, and the poor man was stung to death.

I used an army of bee assassins to kill a man.

What will my dreams turn up next?

Brothers. Sigh. Irahel's already called me six times to ask how I'm settling in; I think I'm almost glad that Sorren's over in the sandbox and has limited time to get on the internet. Not too glad, obviously. I'd rather he was safe, but Lavellans just don't live that way.

But Iri, he always thinks I'm going to get into some kind of trouble. Do I need more money, do I have a place to stay, am I making new friends, have I gotten arrested yet. I haven't even been here a week!

That's probably only long enough to get arrested. Good thing I'm not looking for that much fun.