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Okay, so basically there's a drive-through convenience store in San Diego that I need to hit up, just for the experience. Who wants a road trip?

Like literally drive-through. You pull up and can order beer, milk, ice cream, maybe some condoms? I can't decide if that's ingenious or really the epitome of good old-fashioned American laziness.

Don't get any ideas about gas station burritos, Lina.

New Food Truck in front of Stark Tower at 11. It'll hang out until 9.

You're welcome.

I hate when people insist on asking me why something was wrong after I fix their issue. Like I know why your computer randomly stopped working? What am I, a wizard? Let me look into my crystal ball for you.

Integra left for the UK last night, to visit for her fathers birthday, and already the house feels empty without her.

It seems I have lost my ability to be alone for long. Not that in this case it is a bad thing. I'm sure she'll take comfort in knowing I miss her.

You'd think of my dreams were kind enough to give me a mongoose-lizard they'd give me something to feed it, too.

I don't suppose anyone knows where one can house a twenty foot long giant reptile?

I would like the crazy of the OC to give me and my friends a few days break, mmkay?

That is all. Back to prep work for feast of awesome.

An important slice of advice:

Don't allow your girlfriend keys to your home. She will flood it with smoke and almost burn down the walls.

Or perhaps that's just mine. Carry on, then.

Dude, can I have that motorcycle from that dream? Because that thing was sweet! Also the fact I apparently track down monsters, oh sorry, Abnormals, is kind of bad ass.

Though what wasn't bad ass about the dream? Being an adult and getting grounded. I didn't even do anything in the dream warranting it! The police officers totally deserved my knocking them unconscious

I'm a dad.

I'M A DAD.

In my dreams, I mean. I'm a dad, and a husband and OHMYGODHOWDOIEXPLAINTHISTOMYWIFE.

My sister can be such a cow sometimes. I've been trying to convince her to come visit with my niece ever since I moved out here and has she? No. I even offered to pay for them and she still won't come. We haven't seen each other in a couple of years, you'd think she'd want to come out here.