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Thanks a lot creepy dreams. Dark circles are not sexy.

Cover-up is a girl's best friend.

I find it alarming how easily my plans fall into place in my dreams. Thor banished, Asgard relocating to Latveria, the Avengers still convinced I'm actually Scarlet Witch. Honestly, I thought the good-guys were meant to be relatively perceptive.

In much better news, I appear to be back to my old self.

I finally get a chance to sign up for this network and it just so happens to coincide with the day that half of my underthings seem to have gone missing.

This is what I get for having to wash laundry in a public laundromat. Has there been some mysterious red panty snatching thief running about?

Listen, I'm not about to complain about someone loving my underpants enough to make off with them, but you've only snatched the red ones and some of those weren't even the more interesting pairs.

But you did it without my even noticing, so full marks for that.

Edit: Mildly NSFW things going on in the comments.

I don't know why I need to be on this network. I don't even have Facebook. Apparently it's a good way to keep on top of what's happening in the county. I don't know what happened to watching the news.

I'm rather excited. In addition to my weekly performance in Los Angeles I've been asked to write a weekly horoscope column in the Orange County paper. In celebration anybody who brings in the column for the first month it's printed will get 20% off the admission to my psychic evening.

Oh I apologise I'm getting ahead of myself, for those who don't know my name is Vanessa Ives and I've recently moved to Irvine from the heart of LA.

I need to get out more.