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The next Yank that tries to do my accent is going to get shot in the eye with an arrow.

Saving New York has some perks. They gave me the Statue of Liberty as a home base after my apartment was destroyed.

Since the feds won't let tourists up there any more.

Granted I still have to pay rent.

But Statue of Liberty! Take that Captain America.

Some stats to cheer myself up:

Days until the end of the semester: 33
Percentage of semester completed: 54.7%

Days until WonderCon: 28
Percentage of costumes completed: 33.3%

Days until spring break: 5
Percentage of spring break that will be spent spring break-ing: 14.2%


...okay, maybe the last one is more depressing than cheering.

Just because I'm a feminist doesn't make me a lesbian, or a man hater. Just because I turned you down doesn't make me either, either. Stupidity, now that's something I hate. Come up with a much more clever insult and maybe I'll raise you from pond scum to something with a few more braincells. Like a tadpole.

And then, after all that you have the bright idea to touch me.

One day out without someone thinking I want them in my personal space, that's all I ask.

I have a few hours of down time, and a long list of chores. Thought I'd put the tv on while I'm folding laundry, but I'm not sure what to watch. Any Netflix suggestions out there?

I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Celes. I'm not sure what people really talk about on this thing.

DUDE. DUUUUDE.

Never having a salad ever again. I don't care if this was all the way in NYC. That's just so WRONG.

Unsuspecting Woman Gets Free Lizard Head with Kale Salad

Has anyone heard that Selfie song? I'm not sure if I like it or if it's irritating.