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Oh for the love of....the super bowl hasn't even STARTED yet and we have our first SB related injury of the day.

Alright family and friends. Impromptu last minute Super Bowl party at my place. Come if you want or are able to. Food and drinks and snacks are on me.

First auditions for new roles at my theatre start this week. We're doing Wicked next month, and the month after that my newest original play!

Will whoever is typing so loud please stop?

No.

Goddamn it.

You're giving me a headache and Miss Betsy is grumbly

Who the hell is Miss Betsy?

My turtle.

Who gave you a turtle? Who would trust you with a pet?

I found her. In a back yard.

You stole some poor kid's turtle?

She's really a tortoise.

That's illegal you know.

Then if you won't say anything I won't say anything.

Why did I pick you up again?

Because you loooooooooooooove me.

I hate American football. It's boring. And I'm ill and grumpy. Sorry to all those happy as clams, but I'm sitting this one out.

So uh, I'm looking for something to do around here in my spare time. Anybody got any recommendations for a pretty shy, socially awkward nerd?

So the Super Bowl finally makes it to my hometown and of course I'm not living there anymore. And I don't have the cash for tickets either. Figures.

Had friends on the force that were either on duty or trying out that whole Super Bowl Boulevard thing in midtown Manhattan. They said it was such a waste of time because there were two hour lines for EVERYTHING. Even the free pizza (okay maybe that one was shorter but it's fucking New York City. There's pizza everywhere, even 99 cents pizza!). Fun part is some of them went shopping in Macys so now my apartment is decked out in both Broncos and Seahawks gear. All I need is a bartop and some booze and I'll look like every bar in the tri-state area.

Perhaps it sounds silly to some people, but I'd much rather watch the Puppy Bowl than the Super Bowl.

Well it's done. My last video of my bike trip from Puerto Rico to California is uploaded. I started with a lovely view of the ocean and finished with a lovely view of the sunsetting over an entirely different ocean. On this trip I interviewed a bloody gaggle of people. My favourite was the homeless chap under an overpass who spoke in riddles.

He never did tell me why a raven was like a writing desk...

When I was little childs, Erik would read to me all the time. Eventually I would reads to him. It was the same few books, because that was all we had.

He taught me to read other things. The signs the animals left, the signs in the sky when a storm is coming. He taught me to read peoples, too. This is hardest, because people lie. They misleads and they betray. They hide things. Like other peoples.

I am looking for Neena Thurman.

Football = Stupid

But beer is good.

So I'm looking for someone to crash for the Superbowl. I had hoped I would have had my new place set up by now, but still not got the screen up. I'm a red-blooded American male with no-where to watch the Superbowl, can anyone help me out?

I'm not sure I understand the fuss behind this Super Bowl? It looks like a dull sport.

I think today, I shall hit up the range and keep myself in practice. Not that after all my time in the military I am worried I'll forget how to shoot, but it's always nice to shoot something.

It's Superbowl, let's see how much attention this garners...

I'm bored and horny. Who's coming over to screw me?

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Yeah, I don't get all the hype about that SuperBowl thing. Don't think I ever will, really. But maybe that's just me.

HEY, DUMBASS.

I finally had some more of those dreams. And RUKIA. Dreamed I fought that brother of yours. You know. The one who yous aid who could be a stupid dumbass, but a bit different of one than Renji? I'd agree. He did a pretty dumb thing, said as much to his face just before I kicked the crap out of him.

So, who watched the Super Bowl for the football and who watched it for the commercials? I'm not a fan of either team really, but I wanted to see if Peyton would cry if they lost. Plus, Super Bowl is an excuse for a party and who doesn't like having parties?

That game was painful to watch.