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ScyFy has officially gone mad with power. I present you with the trailer for their newest film: Avalanche Sharks. It's a film about a Snow Shark attacking people at a ski resort during Bikini Ski Day.

I don't want to live in this world anymore.

So, I've been putting this off for awhile, but a lot of people have been telling me that I should talk to someone since my parents died. I just don't want some shrink or whatever telling my aunt and uncle how screwed up I am, but I'm not eighteen yet, so I don't know if I can even talk to someone without their consent since they're technically my guardians now.

Stark Industries will be holding their annual Halloween Costume Party on Saturday 26th October, it will be open to everybody and will be fully catered.

I look forward to seeing you all there.

Fucking Yukio out there somewhere?

Dreams growin' progressively more annoyin' again.

Allora. Valarnet, please consider this my call for patients. While most of my time is taken up by my work at UCLA, I do see patients three days a week. It is a welcome respite from my clinical duties.

The only stumbling block for some is that I cannot prescribe. Under your laws, only psychiatrists may give medicines, while I am a psychologist. If this does not trouble you, and you wish for someone to talk to, please contact me.

Sometimes I wonder if I should attend university. I'd like to, but there is the little problem of not looking old enough. I do not know, it is just ... awkward. Knowing I will never age. That I will always look this way.

At the urging of friends and co-workers, I've finally joined the absolutely terrifying world of internet dating.

This can't possibly work. Thus far it's people being creepy or desperate.

It turns out being 18 really isn't that different after all.

College was supposed to be fun. My roommate hates me and maybe stole my iPod. Or her boyfriend. And the school wants me to pay to move.

I'm at the library for a few hours. If anyone is feeling kind maybe I can bribe you into bringing me a decent cup of coffee.

Claire. I think you should stop studying and come play a game. Or watch a movie.


LYSSA.

Did you take my CD's? I can't find my CD's.

And my Iron Man 3 DVD.

Give em back you little thief.

[Bo Bo]
So what can I do to help you with this whole PI thing?
[/Bo Bo]

Katherine I'm raiding the bakery around the corner. Be home soon! With sugary goodness.

[Jeremy Gilbert, Stiles, Allison Argent, Alyssa Collins, Scott McCall and any other common friends that they might have. We might not have formally plotted but I'm sire if they have common friends they can has some plot!!!! ]

I'm sure you must all not be doing anything. Feel free to come over and help me finish this case of beer in my fridge.

I so don't enjoy peer mediation. I hope that doesn't make me a horrible guidance counselor. But no matter what I say or how long I sit with these girls in my office...it won't make them go back to being friends. Basically they got a free period and in two weeks whatever they were fighting about will be old news. I just end up with a headache.

[Katherine]
You should come over for dinner. I feel like I haven't seen you in too long.