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Thread by thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard by yard, fussing on the details
Jewel neckline, don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress

Ooh, I love this song.

I've made so many gowns while singing. This is one. Enjoy my spring minerals collection sneak peak.

Isn't this fun?

I do believe I just tried to pick up some attractive stranger by serenading him with some sugary song meant to be aimed at teenage girls... A song I was not even aware I knew the words too. I am also pretty sure I did not know Taylor Swift's name before this week either. The younger girls need to find something new to listen to in the dance studio from now on.

Less than three weeks and I'll be marrying my best friend. All of the stress and work will be worth it on that day. It's going to be the most magical day of my entire life. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with that idiot.

I'm not as stressed out as I was a week ago though. Almost everything will be finalized by the end of this week and then I just have to worry about the day of, but I've hired help for that. I'm in the final stretch of my singledom. I hope married life is less busy.

Oh, and someone should really make me stop watching My Fair Wedding with David Tutera.

My agent sent me a link to this network and I just had to sign up! It looks like a lot of fun and I'll be able to interface directly with people who watch the show.

Oh! Duh. My name is Marie Antoinette. It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I'm looking forward to making some new connections here.

» Poke?
» Is this the right number for Jon?

Oh my god. I've been so busy lately. The production schedule is all messed up because the cast and crew keeps bursting out in song during shooting. We're so behind it's ridiculous. I really wish someone would figure out what the heck is going on. I was supposed to spend St. Patty's Day weekend at home with my family and I couldn't because we were so behind. Ugggh!!!

Gandalf
Hey! You got a minute to talk?

♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that? ♪

Y'know, that dragon dream is getting well old.

Not as old as the bloody singing, though.

I have yet to feel the urge to sing and it feels wonderful.

Just ate a whole puffer fish.

Got better. Worth it.

I've been spending my off time at the hospital in the morgue with Molly and Nina has joined us when she's had off time, because it's far less likely for one of the corpses to start singing and so far the three of us seem to be immune.

Has anyone ever seen a choreographed song and dance routine in an ER waiting area? Yeah, I hadn't either until today. I mean, the ER is not where you would expect people to be singing.

I was wearing green! That was a totally uncalled for pinch.

♫ Watch me move, when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get you off with the touch dancing in the dark
You notice what I'm wearing,
I noticin' you're staring
You know that I can take it,
To the next level, baby
Hotter than the A-list,
Next one on my hit list
Baby, let me blow your mind
Tonight

I can't take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
Come on get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what you waiting for?

See the sunlight, we ain't stopping
Keep on dancing till the world ends ♫

This spring collection is biting me in the ass... I can't seem to get the stitching right.