Network

I read the stuff on here and I guess this network's like spitting distance away from turning into Facebook. All this needs is a "like" button so everyone else can approve of life's petty bullshit with a big thumbs up instead of an actual pat on the back. Are you supposed to feel like a part of something big and mighty by sharing your nightmares and letting gossip fly on here, or what? I thought that sharing intimate secrets and bad dreams was for therapy with, you know, a shrink or whatever. My mistake.

I guess they don't hand out name tags here, either. So I'll stand up at the front of the class and introduce myself:

Hi. I'm Tate. I'm an worthless asshole in high school who will be an old worthless asshole in a dead end job, doing dead end worthless asshole work until I die. I hate my skanky mom and I hope she rots into maggot food after she reads this, and I think the world is going to Hell in a handbasket, which I'll climb inside and light on fire with a big shit-eating smile on my face.

Hey, it is almost December 21, 2012? If stuff is really going to end with Hell and handbaskets, it can't happen fast enough.

I do wonder if there are any students who actually care about their studies more than their professor's reputation. You are paying me to be taught about my subject, not my life's story.

This is not an invitation to the rest of you, either. There is a time and place for personal questions. Learn the difference.

I swear to God if the UC Irvine kids don't quit having their zombies vs. humans nerf wars spilling into the residential areas, I'm going to flip my lid.

One more old lady calling and saying 'the end is nigh' is going to make my hair fall out.

I'm dressing up as Captain Sally from Varric Tethras' book series. I've always wanted to be a pirate.

If I see one more girl dressed as a slutty little red riding hood or slutty snow white or something I think I am going to lose it. Why do these girls feel the need to show everything and leave nothing to the imagination? I learned my lesson the hard way Grow up. No one wants to see that. Show yourself a little more respect.

Halloween is the worst.

I look ridiculous. Kirk, you owe me.

Ever have one of those nights where it seems like you just can't catch your breath?

( Private to Tali )

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