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Not that I'm not pissed about being drugged against my will because street drugs, even the mild ones, really fuck with you and I'm not going there, but I've got to say I've slept better the past two nights than I have since all of this crept in.

That's not a thank you, just an observation.

Clearly I need to scrape up the cash to get on actual medication.

[Scotty]

I lived through the weekend. I'm not sure if it was a concussion or not, but I'm feeling alright now. Thank you for the ride home. I didn't throw up in your car, did I?

My name is Buffy Summers and I have officially gone insane. No, I mean it. I'm crazy, but it's okay because this time crazy has company. I can't seem to get away from this doctor, but at least he's nice and is humoring me? And he's going to come with me to my last final today. And my graduation on Saturday.... because that's important.

I am strangely calm about this all things considered, but talking it out helped a lot. Lots of talking.

I'm never saying the phrase 'this has been a weird week' again.

It just invites trouble.

Dear subordinates coworkers, forgive me for not participating in your betting pool on the European Championship. I must politely decline, else you would all be out of jobs and your payroll for the next five years will be mine.

Though those consequences will still be quite plausible if you all continue to take 90 minute long breaks in the coffee room.

Frankly, I haven't seen this much interest in the office about European affairs since Princess Diana.

Things keep going like this and I'm gonna have a stroke before the year's up.

Huh. Is it already time for the biennial uptick in popularity for sports people really don't care about? It seems like Vancouver was just yesterday.

I've had an awesome weekend.

... I guess I'm uhm ... well I'm going to be spending some time together with this nice lady who has been very understanding so far about me and all the animals I have to take care of.

Still, out of fairness for her, the shop is going to be closed off and on for a bit... I... uhm...am not actually sure how long. If you need supplies, please try another one!

I'm sorry for the inconvenience, we just can't seem to stay away from eachother.

Well, this is an exciting start for summer!

Bill, can you come get me? I don't know how I got here.