And then Dave's mother, Gladys, came to visit today and asked me how I felt about her being another grandma to me. Mom got pissed when I told her I'd like that if it meant she'd slip me cash in exchange for hugs, but SHE thought it was funny. I think that I am going to like Grandma Gladys from now on. Even though she did mess with my hair, she did give me a twenty after, and is going to teach me how to bake her cookies so that I can surprise my girlfriend with them during finals...I mean shit, I wasn't supposed to say that yet.
...Why won't it edit?