( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

It seems that the Weeping Angels have taken to overrunning the park. I'm guessing that's what they're considering their base of operations, of sorts, considering how many are gathered there. The Daleks and Cybermen, on the other hand, are pretty much everywhere. I'm sure there's probably some method to what they're doing but I haven't been able to figure it out yet. I'll keep everyone updated accordingly.

Also, if anyone you know is missing ~~except Claire, because I can't seem to~~ please let me know. I'll do my best to locate them, if possible.

Unless the Silents were involved. Don't ask me to look for them, please. I tried. At least, I think I did. I also happened to lose an hour of my life caught in a self-feeding loop of searching and forgetting I'd done so. ~~If it weren't for Caroline calling, I might still be stuck.~~

If there's any other way I can help, please let me know.

Tags: hank mccoy, molly suresh, the master

ex_itsineffa860

There's a bit of a problem.

It would appear Claire is...well...gone.

Tags: adam milligan, aziraphale, dean winchester, loki laufeyson, lucifer, meri winchester (oc), noah bennet, parker, the master

Dec. 25th, 2012

All right, everyone!

Do not panic. Or...I suppose you could panic if you want. It's not as if I could stop you. But really, it won't help. Probably. I guess it might. But that's highly unlikely, so I strongly suggest not panicking.

There are several things here that most likely want us all dead, but that's just Christmas for you. Admittedly, Christmas has never been quite this bad, but you lot deal with this sort of thing all the time. I'm sure it will be fine.

A bit of advice.

There are Silents. You won't remember them if you look away, so if you see one, find a way to remind yourself. Tally marks work. Recording notes to yourself. That sort of thing.

The statues are very dangerous. Don't take your eyes off of them. Don't blink. If you blink, you're dead.

The Daleks and the Cybermen are the same if you're looking at them or not, but that doesn't mean they're not just as bad. Be very careful and do not get shot. Or converted. Those are both bad things.

We will get through this. I know we will. Good luck and keep safe. And merry Christmas.

( Filtered to River Song )
And you said I didn't get you anything good for Christmas.

Tags: ashley magnus, cordelia chase, emma swan, glenn rhee, meg, phil coulson, river song, roy harper, the doctor (11), the master

Dec. 12th, 2012

So, that's what happens when you give snowmen weapons...

Good to know.

River, we're not doing that again. And by we, I mean you. Because that one was you.

Tags: jim moriarty, river song, rory williams, the doctor (11), the master

thephonebox

Hello, hello hello you bright and beautiful new world! Look at you, being all here and meshed together and getting along and friendly. It's good to be here! It's just -- errrr I don't even have the words. I'm thrilled. Nice to meet you all. I--

I--wow, this is unexpected. This is really unexpected. Good unexpected. Tasty unexpected.

~~I didn't want to go~~

Tags: jack harkness, kate tesla, martha smith-jones, river song, rory williams, the doctor (10), the doctor (11), the master, zoe tesla

Oct. 23rd, 2012

momentouschild

I knew this place was real! I don't know how I ever forgot it.

Doctor, are you still here? Please say yes.

Tags: mary lampion, rory williams, the doctor (11), the master

Oct. 7th, 2012

drsmith_jones

Did I....was I voluntarily hanging out with The Master and looking at bugs? Did that actually just happen?

Owen, Peter, I hope neither of you were too overwhelmed at the Clinic while Asaph decided that I needed to relive my childhood.

Tags: martha smith-jones, owen harper, the master

Oct. 5th, 2012

Voice Post.

This place has the best stuff! [ voice suddenly becomes muffled, but it has undertones of excitement ] I can't imagine what sort of things are in the forest if I've been able to find all of this just in the park.

Idris! Martha! Thete! River! You've got to come see! There's a whole colony of formica occidua just rooting their ways through the grass, and they're not even bothered by the areas that have been stoned over for walkways. It's amazing. Come see? Please?

Tags: martha smith-jones, the master

Sep. 29th, 2012

Accidental Voice Post.

This is- Odd. [ long pause ] And not the Academy. Or the surrounding areas, either. It's very...blue outside. Not a bit of orange or silver in sight. I don't remember leaving. Not willingly, at least.

Thete, what did you do? It's got to be you. Nobody else would bring me along. You know we're not supposed to touch the TTCs. Not until we're at least juniors.

Where are we? [ long pause, exasperated sigh, & slightly pained response ] Where you you? Stop wandering off! You can't just drag me somewhere, not give me any information, and then run off!

Or, I guess you can, since you did, but it's not very nice. I'm mad at you now. I'm mad at you, and I'm going to just sit in this weird little room until you come back because this is where you left the TTC you stole. I can feel her. I'm not really sure which bit or bob she is, but she's in here somewhere, and you'd better get back here and tell me where so we can go back before we're missed and Borusa has a fit.

[ long pause before a quiet question ] Is this Earth? Did we make it?

Tags: idris, martha smith-jones, river song, the doctor (10), the master

Sep. 13th, 2012

spiceandsugar

Where'd the Doctor go? The TARDIS is kinda creepy all empty and stuff.

Hello?

[ooc: obviously, meri is referring to the eleventh doctor, not the tenth, as the only one out of the whoniverse that she's close with is eleven]

Tags: amy pond, meri winchester (oc), the master

Sep. 6th, 2012

goallbuffyonus

You have to be kidding me. It's one thing to not be able to see my dad, or Peter, or Molly. It's another entirely not to be able to see my children.

( Filtered to Loki )

Tags: caroline salvatore, claire winchester, damian wayne, jesse winchester, loki laufeyson, lucifer, nathan wuornos, the master

Sep. 2nd, 2012

I don't even know what to say. That was ~~too horrible for words~~ something I never want to experience again.

( Filtered to Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, and Pepper Potts. )

Tags: hank mccoy, molly suresh, pepper potts, the doctor (11), the master

Aug. 23rd, 2012

Right. Apparently, I've somehow replaced another version of myself in this particular version of the city that everyone loves to hate. Good to know.

Anyone who is friends with "this" Colligo's Molly, she's not in right now. So sorry to disappoint. Better luck next time.

[Koschei]
So. Lucifer is apparently dead, as is Meg, and I don't even want to think about what in the hell is wrong with Loki right now. At this point? You better still be here. And you better still be you. That's all I have to say on this subject, until I receive an answer.

[ooc: meet an au!molly walker (not suresh, as she was never adopted by mohinder). she's a villain. a very sneaky, very dangerous, villain. be afraid. be very afraid. :P]

Tags: claude crane, damon salvatore, james sirius potter, molly suresh, the master

Aug. 16th, 2012

quantumkid

I don't know how you broke into my lab and, right now, I don't care. But you have exactly one minute to stop this crap and let me go or, I swear to you, I will blow this little illusion of yours right off the map. Myself included, if it comes to that.

The countdown starts now.

[ooc: everyone, meet zoe tesla from the same dark!au! as jack and meri winchester. be afraid. be very afraid. ♥]

Tags: gigolo joe, jack winchester (oc), kate tesla, kristina snow, nikola tesla, spike, the master, zoe tesla

spiceandsugar

Right. Let's just get this out of the way, shall we?

I'm Meri. Meri Winchester. Obviously, I'm no longer ten. I am, however, more than used to the crazy crap that happens in this city sometimes and, from the looks of it, right now people are being changed from who they normally are to some other version of themselves.

With that being said: ODDS ARE, IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE/WHAT IS GOING ON AND ARE NOT IN A LIBRARY WITH MOSTLY BLANK AND/OR MISSING BOOKS, YOU. ARE. A. DIFFERENT. VERSION. OF. YOURSELF.

So sit down, calm down, and ~~shut the fuck up~~ chill out. Everything is going to be fine. ~~Or not. Depends on dickhead's, I mean Asaph's, mood.~~

There. ~~That's my good deed for the next year or ten.~~ Now you can't say you weren't already warned. You're ~~fucking~~ welcome.

Tags: jack winchester (oc), jesse winchester, jo harvelle-wuornos, meri winchester (oc), noah bennet, the master

Aug. 14th, 2012

To Whomever Sent Me the Invitation,

Thank you for the invite to whatever it is that you're planning. However, as I am not in the habit of simply attending events with no clear idea what to expect, do possess what I'd like to consider a fair bit of common sense, and am fairly certain that doing so would likely earn me at least a lecture, if not far more, from others that I know and trust explicitly, I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline.

Should you feel that my attendence is necessary for this event, do feel free to elaborate on what it is that will be taking place. Otherwise, good luck and I'll thank you in advance to not contact me again in such a deliberately vague, and purposefully anonymous, fashion.

Sincerely,

Molly Suresh

P.S. The next time you want someone to attend some sort of function that is suspiciously nondescript, you might try waiting until a decent enough time has passed since the city, and its inhabitants, were all but decimated by a vicious, cruel, immoral attack by someone who isn't worth the time it's taken me to write you this note. Just an idea.

Tags: barbara gordon, jude harvelle, justin taylor, melinda halliwell, molly suresh, the master

Aug. 10th, 2012

tonystarks

JARVIS, Voice Post to Science Geeks.

[ Tony's voice is muffled slightly by the fact that his phone is in the front pocket of his button-down shirt. Sounds of someone opening and closing a refrigerator can be heard in the background as Tony attempts to assemble a sandwich in the X-Mansion kitchen. BTW the bottle of scotch on top of the fridge is empty. If one of those Harry Potter types could "accio" up another one, that would be super. ]

Okay. Okay. So. I've been thinking. We've been looking at ways to counteract each aspect of the toxin because there are several different chemicals in the aerosal, right?

I was thinking about this episode of House --- I know, I know, it's not real medicine, but I remembered this one thing from it --- anyway, there's this scene where he's taking LSD for a migraine, and then he takes a fistful of anti-depressants to combat the effects of the LSD, and it stops the hallucination right in its tracks. Which, again, not real medicine, but anyway. I was thinking about it, and so-- right. We know MAOIs will stop the response to LSD, but since MDMA is actually a stimulant, you can't use it with an MAOI because it would literally kill you. And it would be pretty dangerous with the dopamine anyway. But even small doses of certain SSRIs do diminish the effects of LSD. Not all of them, though, which is weird -- I think it's mostly fluoxetine that -- anyway. The only problem with those is that they also inhibit the reuptake of dopamine, which is already half of the problem. Because on the one hand, dopamine storm can cause spontaneous orgasms, and on the other hand, the can cause, you know, death. And that's at least 50% bad news. Right? Right.

[ Voice garbled slightly by sounds of sandwich being eaten, frustrated rustling through several bags of potato chips most of which are EMPTY and that is very sad.]

SO. I was thinking about the pharmacology of psilocybin, and how it doesn't actually break down before you excrete it, it just passes through your system. And then I thought, well, what if we stop trying to counteract each ingredient in the fear cocktail, and we just [ Insert science here - something about blocking the adenosine receptors that respond to the chemicals in question and control the production of dopamine/norepinephrine/something or other. Insert carbon monoxide vs. oxygen comparison here, except resulting in the opposite of death. And/or something about an element that could safely bond with those chemicals to create a compound that is both relatively safe and water soluble. I studied Art History and Classical Latin in college, guys. What do you want from me? Just pretend this is all real science. And totally workable. ] And that should just allow it to pass harmlessly through a person's system without generating the fear response.

We could work that, right?

Tags: bruce banner, hank mccoy, nikola tesla, river song, the doctor (11), the master, tony stark

Aug. 7th, 2012

goallbuffyonus

Filtered against Jeremiah & Hannah

Okay. Enough is enough. I know I'm not the only person in this city that this gas can't hurt and I definitely know I'm not the only one of us who is bothered by the amount of people - local and non-local alike - who are being hurt by it. So ~~to quote a pretty amazing, tiny Antichrist~~ the way I see it, it's time for a plan.

( Cut to spare the friends list. )

Whichever one of you responsible for this madness is dead. No, scratch that, the second I get my hands on you, you will learn exactly what 'a fate worse than death' means, and I will remind you that you put yourself in this position every waking hour of every single day of the rest of your life.

Prepare yourself.

[ Filtered to The Doctor (10 & 11) ]
I need to speak with both of you. And I need you to promise me you will be calm.

Tags: ashley magnus, jeremiah crane (oc), justin taylor, the doctor (10), the doctor (11), the master

Jun. 16th, 2012

not_your_tardis

A new message for everyone

A high pitched, electronic, whine, designed to be painful to the ears, carries on for three seconds.

When the voice finally appears, its tones are grave, ripe with anger, and carry the weight of a man who may well have been at the end of his rope.

"Now that I have your attention. I want you all to listen very, very, carefully.

I am The Doctor, and some of you may know me already. Today, someone took me away from a world which needed me, they stole me away when a good man depended on me for his very life, I was given no reason, no explanation. Today, a good man was left frightened and scared, today, I gave up everything to do what had to be done. Today, some has made me very angry.

And here's the thing about me, something you'd have to know if you were going to take me anywhere, making me angry is the worst idea in the whole history of bad ideas - and if you're a person who's stupid enough to make an idea that bad, to take a man like me away from his world, I imagine you'd have a very serious interest in who I am what I do - and if you're a man who's so interested in who I am and what I do, I imagine you're listening - and that's just what I want.

I have been told your name is Asaph, and I have a message for you, for all of you, and I want you to pay very, very, close attention to what I have to say next.

I. am. coming. I will find you. Today, you have made a very big mistake."

The message ends.

Tags: bruce banner, jonathan crane, kitty pryde, martha smith-jones, molly suresh, river song, rose tyler, the doctor (10), the doctor (11), the master, tony stark

Jun. 15th, 2012

ilovetherunning

Right. So I'm on another planet I can't leave, that I didn't ask to visit in the first place, occasionally bouts of utter madness happen for no reason whatsoever, the guards in the library are rather handsy and not much for conversation, and the bloke running the place is related to some sort of god. I'll get a touch of cash - Earth currency or, more specifically, American, apparently - if I take this device by the local bank and I've also been given a flat to stay in for however long my kidnapping lasts.

Oh! Almost forgot. There's every possibility I've been here before but just don't remember it, even if that should be more than a bit unlikely.

That's most all of it, yeah? Did I miss anything?

Tags: jenny, jonathan crane, martha smith-jones, river song, rory williams, the doctor (11), the master

May. 26th, 2012

Earlier today, I was looking through a few mementos from my childhood. And I came across a list. Well, I came across a few lists, actually, but most of them I'm not making public. This one, however, isn't mine. It's simply something that my friends and I often read, and laughed at, and decided we'd likely follow if the situation ever arose. Which it never would, of course, but that was beside the point at the time.

At any rate. I thought some others might enjoy looking over it as well. As I said, we didn't write this but it's still an amusing read nonetheless. Fair warning, the list is long.

And without further ado, I'd like to introduce The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.

( Click to read them. )

Tags: elena gilbert, loki laufeyson, molly suresh, the master

weirdisrelative

( Kitty's answers )

Tags: barbara gordon, damian wayne, kitty pryde, natasha romanoff (mcu), rachel summers, remy lebeau, the master, tony stark

instinctsbad

( Answers de Peter Parker )

Tags: loki laufeyson, percy jackson, peter parker, rachel summers, rose tyler, the master

May. 25th, 2012

These always yield interesting results, that's for sure.

( My answers. )

Tags: james sirius potter, molly suresh, peter parker, the master

Apr. 30th, 2012

Okay. ~~My OCD can't take it anymore.~~ In order to preserve my own sanity, I'm going to try figuring out how to maintain my list this way.

Is there anyone in this city that hasn't been affected in some way, shape, or form?

And if you have, if you know how you've been affected and could respond, that would be helpful too.

Tags: amy pond, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, dean winchester, duke crocker, edmund pevensie, erik lehnsherr, forge, hank mccoy, lucifer, lyle bennet, molly suresh, ron weasley, rory williams, sherlock holmes, spike, the doctor (11), the master

Apr. 23rd, 2012

Accidental Voice Post.

[ a vaguely amused noise ] Well, now. This isn't where I figured I would end up. One would think Rassilon himself would have better temporal aim. Now...where is this?

Tags: river song, the doctor (11), the master, zoe tesla

Apr. 18th, 2012

Well, I suppose being suckered into the madness of this place was inevitable.

But song and dance? Must we really?

Tags: the master, the rani, zoe tesla

Apr. 16th, 2012

Back in the comfortable old skin. I thought regeneration was a bitch to get used to, but that was ridiculous. Though, I think I'm starting to get too used to this body. I've had it longer than more than half of the others I've worn.

Tags: the master

Apr. 11th, 2012

Voice Post.

I'm a cripple. This is not funny. I've done the mortal thing more than enough for my sins, but turning me into a oversensed batboy is just pushing the punishment a bit too far.

Tags: barbara gordon, ianto jones, lucy saxon, matt murdock, q junior, the master, the rani

Apr. 4th, 2012

( Better late than never. )

Tags: river song, the master

Feb. 27th, 2012

drsmith_jones

If I didn't know any better, I'd think this had something to do with The Doctor, but that's impossible. So, if anyone is reading this, could you fill me in on what's going on and how I get home.

Tags: amy pond, martha smith-jones, peter grant, river song, rose tyler, the doctor (11), the master

Feb. 18th, 2012

neverthatbright

[ooc: backdated by a few days because work has eaten me; takes place a little while after this]

Has anyone spoken with Pepper Potts or ~~Mr.~~ Mycroft Holmes recently? I only ask because neither seem to be answering their phones and Pepper was due home quite some time ago...

Tags: lucy saxon, molly suresh, sherlock holmes, the doctor (11), the master

Feb. 9th, 2012

Accidental Voice Post

(There is the distinct sound of gunshots, followed by a loud thump. River sounds slightly breathless but still rather amused.)

That's one.

(Another series of gunshots echo in the background, with two in rapid succession very close to the PDA.)

Two and three.

(Yet more gunshots, a grunt in the distance, and River's laughing in delight.)

And would you look at that. Six of you left and you're all out of ammunition. You really should work on your aim. It's ever so handy in situations like this one.

(There is a bit of clatter then the sound of several pairs of footsteps running away. River sighs and gives a 'tsk' of disappointment.)

Oh, bother. And I was having such fun, too. Haven't had a decent shootout in ages...

Tags: river song, sherlock holmes, the master

Jan. 11th, 2012

makemeastone

Quiet. It's too quiet. So quiet it's louder than anything. That's a paradox. Quiet can't be loud except when it is. I don't like it here. The ground feels wrong. It's too steady but everything's shifting. It makes my head hurt. I need to be in the black. It's too solid here. Loud where it should be quiet and quiet where it should be loud. This is why you aren't supposed to meddle with things.

They meddle. They always meddle. Shouldn't meddle, but they do. Can't leave well enough and it all turns to dust and ash. Picking and picking. Tearing at the threads until it all comes apart. Just apple bits left. You aren't supposed to play with things like this. Threads are invisible, but they're stronger than steel and they'll choke you if you aren't careful. We're stuck. Tethered. A different center of gravity. Tried to leave but it hurt. Clawing in my brain like tiny pinching fingers. Digging in and stabbing with little knives.

Not safe. It's not safe to wander off alone, he says. But how can you wander when there's no one to wander from? Logical fallacies and paradoxes. Wandered because he isn't here, but can't wander because there isn't anyone to wander from. I'd follow the breadcrumbs back but there aren't any. The birds ate them all. They'll get stomachaches.

Tags: emma swan, molly suresh, river tam, the master

Dec. 27th, 2011

A Gremlin got in the TARDIS, but I managed to get him before he did any damage.

Then I reverse engineered a Mogwai.

He's really a very chipper fellow. I think I'll call him Mickey.

( Fail!filtered to Mary Lampion )
Mary, dear, maybe you should go to a different Colligo for a bit. Just until it's safer. I'm certain it can't be dangerous everywhere.

Tags: jack harkness, lexi branson, mary lampion, river song, the doctor (11), the master, the rani

Those insufferable little green pests ruined one of my experiments this morning. ~~This is an act of war.~~

They are sensitive to sunlight, which makes destroying them quite simple with the right tools. Doctor: it may be prudent to hook our TARDISes to an array of UV lights to create a "safe zone", of sorts.

Tags: the master, the rani, zoe tesla

Dec. 16th, 2011

I don't think I'll ever understand the human Christmas. You silly apes celebrate something that has caused so much strife through the years and doesn't even make logical sense. On top of that, there's no evidence that the event in question occurred on the 25th of December at all- it was named that way to coincide with the previous holiday of Saturnalia.

Yet the person running this horrid establishment seems to have an obsession with the "holidays". I just had a strange spectral image of a child come up to me saying it was the "Ghost of Christmas Past" and that they had to show me the "error of my ways" and now it's chasing me around the city.

Tags: god, the master, the rani

Dec. 13th, 2011

neverthatbright

I don't understand. </s>I died. I'm certain of it.</s>

Where am I? What is this place?

Tags: jack harkness, lucy saxon, pepper potts, the master

Dec. 10th, 2011

What in Rassilon's name is going on here? There must be some sort of behavior-modification field in this landfill of a city, because I most certainly did not come here of my own volition. Fascinating, but I am unamused, especially at the tactic of making me believe I had ever been married to, of all people, the bloody Doctor.

Mark my words, I will find a way back to my TARDIS. Whoever is responsible for this is fortunate that I don't much care for petty revenge.

Tags: balthazar, molly suresh, the master, the rani

Dec. 4th, 2011

sacredvessel

mood: giddy

It's our ~~one-week anniversary~~ septimanaversary!

Tags: charles xavier, erik lehnsherr, hugo weasley, ianto jones, juno weasley, the master, the rani

Nov. 29th, 2011

Well, isn't this a quaint little surprise.

Now, if you don't mind, I need to get back to my TARDIS. I have some extremely time-sensitive tests running, and if left too long, well... the consequences will be unpleasant.

Tags: molly suresh, the doctor (11), the master, the rani, zoe tesla

Nov. 21st, 2011

And here I thought I was done with all of that dying and returning to life stuff. But, at least I managed to keep the good face. I thought for a moment there I was going to have to get used to a whole new one again. Not a very pleasant thought since I'm still not settled with the whole proper regeneration idea yet as it's not something I've had to do in awhile.

Well, except Yana, but that was really more shedding an identity that no longer had a purpose than changing my own.

Sooooo. Anyone miss me?

Tags: river song, the master

Nov. 13th, 2011

Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. When will you learn to put your playthings away properly? Maybe, if you did, they wouldn't be so easy to find and break. Oopsies!

I'll just borrow another one then, shall I?

Tags: river song, the doctor (11), the master

Nov. 7th, 2011

A classroom. What in the bloody hell was I doing in a classroom? Dreadfully boring places, I'll have you know. Never any proper danger. What rubbish.

Right then. Moving on. New place, new faces, can't say for certain I'll like it here as of yet but I suppose I can give the shopping a try at the very least before shooting whoever brought me here.

And people say I can't be reasonable.

[ooc: meet melody pond - the psychopath who succeeded in murdering the doctor rather than falling in love with him >.>]

Tags: idris, river song, the master

Oct. 27th, 2011

theboywhowaited

Um...okay. So. First living statues...then a city I don't recognize...and...weird messages telling me I have powers...great.

Doctor? Anyone...out there? I'm sort of...looking for my friend, the Doctor. I know that's weird...I don't even know if this network goes anywhere. Or. Is connected to where I am. Which...probably sounds mental. Because...it kind of is, actually.

I guess I'm sort of a foreigner. I mean...I travel. A lot. So.

But, uh. Right. I'm Rory. Rory...Williams. It's nice to meet...whoever. If there is anyone out there.

Tags: idris, jack harkness, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, river song, rory williams, the doctor (11), the master

Oct. 10th, 2011

handysparehand

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but ... Rassilon seems to be in the next room over.

Tags: claire winchester, jack harkness, raven xavier, river song, the doctor (11), the doctor (metacrisis), the master

Oct. 4th, 2011

River Song!

You might have mentioned you're my wife!

( OOC: The Doctor is not canon updated yet. He just has a bad habit of flipping through River's book of spoilers. Someone should smack him for that. River might have left said book of spoilers lying out and open to distract him while she went to rob a train. )

Tags: jack harkness, river song, rose tyler, the doctor (11), the doctor (metacrisis), the master

Oct. 1st, 2011