ATTENTION TO ALL OF YOU WHO ARE KEEPING MY KEY FROM ME!Enough playing around. I know she's here, I know you know she's here, and I know you're keeping her from me. I've tried being patient and I even tried asking nicely. But
no, you people just have to keep pushing and pushing and PUSHING.
So. Here's how this is going to work. In the park you will find - if you hurry, of course - one of yours. I'm not sure who, didn't bother asking his name, but I'm sure someone will notice one of their dear loved ones is missing so you'll figure it out. Now, if I were you, I'd hurry to get there because, well, he isn't exactly in his right mind anymore and we wouldn't want him getting into trouble, now would we?
See how this goes? You keep my Key from me, I take one of yours from you. And I'm going to keep right on taking at
least one of yours a day, every single day, until you GIVE ME BACK MY KEY!
Any questions? Comments? Lynch mobs? Take a number and stand in line. I just want my freaking Key and I'm not going to stop until I get it.
Ta!
[ooc: takes place after this]