( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

The rumours of my demise, though fairly true, were greatly exaggerated.

( Parker )

[There is a beep, a button randomly pushed. Then the sound of a hand smacking something, and it's possible faint scratching can be heard. When he speaks, his voice is high pitched, not at all like him, the words slurred and punctuated by his breathing.]

Kill. Die! Die! Kill! Die! Must kill! Die! All must die!



[OOC: Crowley is hallucinating bugs all over him, biting and crawling. He will not be replying to any comments, it's likely he will throw his PDA across the room if anyone replies to him, because he won't know what it is!...and it turns out AJ Crowley is demon sitting during the big snafu. Stranger things have happened, especially in Colligo! But as it turns out, AJ Crowley has no interest in fighting a hell god, so. He demon sits!]

[Crowley's device is in his pocket, therefore his voice, though sing-songy, is muffled]

What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a downy spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.*

What to do, what to do?

To destroy or not to destroy, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Winchester tempers, or to take arms against the sea of their insanity, and by opposing, end them. End them!**

[Louder, almost shrill] End them! [Punctuated by the sound of a door shutting and the click of a lock snapping in to place]






*~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière
**~Crowley's own version of Hamlet's To Be Or Not To Be.

I have a jooooooooob. An actual job. And it's amazing. I haven't had this much fun since La Shoshain. Even if that ended badly

Thanks for the job, boss man.

Going to celebrate. Pizza and beer.

I give up on men.

Lesbians, here I come!

Bo, what have you gotten me into this time?

I can't believe I'm doing this

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with fae supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

Oh! No werewolves No, that just sounds species-ist But they get so territorial And it makes me miss Dyson No werewolves, please.

( Kenzi )

What the hell is going on?

Is this another weird Fae thing? Because I've seriously had more than enough of that for one day.

Kenz? Dy?

I finally find out what Bo feels like with all of her succubus-needing-to-bone everyone feels like and I still can't get any.

This place gave me the wrong stuff. Why can't I have cool powers again? I'd be awesome as a dude.

Come on, someone throw me a frickin bone here.

Holy shit y'all, what just happened? One minute I'm all curled up on the couch with a big bowl of cereal, and the next I'm in a frickin library. There sure were a lot of books in there.

I mean I guess so, I didn't see much before I was tossed out on my ass.

Anyone see a stunning, taller succubus around here? I mean, I'm guessing this is some sort of weird trippy fae thing right?