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Mar. 30th, 2013


[info]tobeunmade

And just when I was getting bored.

( Clint's answers )
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Mar. 17th, 2013


[info]outcomefive

voice post.

You know when you have one of those weird fucking days where you meet your long-lost-forgotten twin brother. Then you find out you can do parkour in your sleep, but that's not right before you find a fucking murder victim on the side of the goddamn road and then watch the fucker explode when the sun hits the guy.

[ There's a pause. ]

Yeah. Um...So nice weather we're having, right? Or any even more serious question. Anyone else feel like they're missing someone a lot? Something along the lines of 'she needs to be safe' and 'I need to find her'. But don't know who the Hell you're supposed to be looking for or where to start looking for that matter.
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Mar. 15th, 2013

[info]notasir

I know I was/am a Marine, based on my tattoo, but I couldn't begin to tell you my rank, if I'm still active duty, or where I served. I also, apparently, seem to be some sort of scientist, if waking up in what looks to be the city's crime lab is any indication. How those two paths cross, I've yet to determine.

Also, has anyone tried leaving this city? Before I give details on what happened when I did, I'd like to see if others had the similar experiences.
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Mar. 13th, 2013


[info]tobeunmade

Well, I'm not in an air vent. I don't have any prosthetic limbs, and I'm not Russian.

I am however, in a sort of...homeless shelter. But I'm pretty sure I'm not homeless. I guess I work here. With my girlfriend. I've taken to assuming she's my girlfriend. Because she's pretty hot we woke up all over each other.

So...that's a thing.

Also, I'm pretty sure I saw someone who looks just like me here. So...twin guy? If you're out there? Respond.
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Mar. 1st, 2013


[info]theposterboy

voice post.

It appears that this...Asaph has decided not to force marital partners on everyone any longer. It's assumedly both a blessing and a curse, seeing as I have once again been moved from a previous inhabitance to [ a pause ] yet another one. Mister Holmes, I took the liberty while we were [ awkward pause and some shuffling ] living together to organize your home. There's plenty of pre-made meals in the fridge and on different shelves from your severed limb collection.

In regards to the other resident of room 105C. I have taken the liberty of easing the burden of what tasks around the apartment by dividing it between the both of us. If I've done this correctly, you'll be receiving an uploaded document on your PDA and there is a list on the fridge. If there's any objections, feel free to speak to me about it. I am willing to make compromises.

( task list for roommate of 105C )

Of course, this is all negotiable to an extent. I am sure there is more I need to add so the list will grow as time permits. Please do not hesitate to add your own tasks onto this list as well as suggestions.


[ filtered to: parker ]

I was informed you are the closest to a direct line to the being that brought us here. Might we have a word?
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Feb. 26th, 2013

[info]feralone

Accidental Voice Post

[The PDA cuts on in time to hear a cat meow, followed by a child's giggle. Clearly, Lilly has discovered Clint's cat. There's a bit of scurrying about coupled with some more giggling and another meow. Lilly sounds rather delighted when she speaks.]

Kitty! 'lo, kitty!

[some more scurrying about]

Kitty, come.

[There's a soft thump, as though Lilly has leapt off of something and landed on the ground; almost instantly, a much softer thump sounds as the cat follows suit. Lilly begins to giggle even more to the sounds of rapid scurrying about. Why yes, Lilly is playing a makeshift game of tag with the cat, now, complete with the occasional crashing sound, and quite a bit more giggling and meowing.]
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Feb. 25th, 2013


[info]tobeunmade

So...funny story.

I may have possibly misplaced a small child.

Is there a lost and found or something for those?
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Feb. 16th, 2013


[info]likeyourwheels

Doctor, if you were wondering, Mary's with me. I'm not really sure why, but considering the situation, I think asking for reasoning to this is probably out of the question.

Are we supposed to play happy families, now?

[ Clint ]
They've got me with a woman. I'm not sure whether that's more awkward or less. What about you?
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Feb. 15th, 2013


[info]evilbitch

I hate to break it to you, Freeman, but I don't do domestic.
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Feb. 14th, 2013


[info]ex_redinherl403

I suppose there's something to be said for waking up in bed with a strange man that you've never met until this morning, with a wedding ring on your finger.

The intense pain when I tried to leave the apartment, however, was unexpected, though it seemed to go away once I returned.

I just hope this isn't permanent. I'm not really the marrying type.
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Feb. 6th, 2013


[info]smashes

I went to sleep male. I didn't wake up that way.

So. Yeah. That's something that happened.
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[info]gotconviction

Interesting.
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Jan. 22nd, 2013


[info]ex_redinherl403

I'll just get straight to the point, since I don't really like not knowing anything about situations I've somehow landed myself in.

Where the hell am I?
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Jan. 18th, 2013


[info]gotconviction

Fail!fliter to Clint Barton

I've been thinking. Aside from you dying during that nasty business that was an alien invasion, I actually like it here. It's not the same as back home, but I'm also dead back home. So there's that.

In all seriousness, I am happy for you that you found someone, even if it being another man was a little strange at first. ...Not that I have anything against you and Canton. I like Canton. He's a good man, and that's what you need.

I'm still a little unsure how I feel about Loki, even if he's apparently changed. He killed me, after all. Even though I was taking a stand against him, and wouldn't change anything, I still can't help but just feel...uneasy around him.
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Jan. 15th, 2013

[info]adaptordie

I believed my device was malfunctioning, at first, but apparently I am simply meant to fill this out in order to retain its usefulness once more.

( My answers. )
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Jan. 13th, 2013


[info]smashes

fail!filter to the Avengers and Coulson

Quick question. Anyone seen Natasha recently?
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Jan. 11th, 2013


[info]tobeunmade

I know I just posted, but this thing popped up, and I figured why not.

( Clint's answers )
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Jan. 10th, 2013


[info]tobeunmade

So...that was a thing that happened.

( River )
Sorry about that.

( Phil )
So...I think maybe I owe you an apology. And a drink.

Also, I hope you know you cockblocked me. I was going to have awesome resurrection sex, and then Canton had to go and make me worried about you.

( Natasha )
Ty v poryadke?

( Bruce )
You were fun company in the boring as fuck death room, Freckles.

( Avengers )
So...I guess I should apologize for River going off on you all.

To clear some things up, no I don't think I'm not really part of the team, no I don't think you guys should have backed me up, and it's nobody's fault that I had a slight case of death. Seriously, you guys couldn't have changed what happened. So, let's just hang out and be awesome.
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Dec. 25th, 2012


[info]likeyourwheels

[ Filtered to Eleven, Rory, Amy, & River ]
There are four marks on my hand, and my gun has four less bullets than it did the last time I checked it. I think we have a situation.

[ Filtered to Clint ]
We may have a big problem. Get a weapon. If you see anything unusual, shoot it on sight.
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Dec. 16th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

So...the devil just texted me. Because apparently this is my life.

Which, okay...weird enough on it's own.

But he texted me because he apparently felt like he needed to tell me Merry Christmas. With a winking emoticon. Which is levels of creepy I can't quite deal with right now.

And...I have a hand now. Well...two of them. So...that's a thing that happened.

Yeah. I don't know either.
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Dec. 13th, 2012


[info]gotconviction

Apparently, dying isn't what it used to be anymore.

That post on the network was really helpful. It makes this whole being brought back to life on another planet experience easier. And I can focus on more important things.

I'll introduce myself. My name is Special Agent Phil Coulson, of SHIELD. I'm apparently going to be staying here awhile, so I might as well find a job. Is there any sort of government office, here?
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Dec. 8th, 2012


[info]tonystarks

I'm bored.

Does anyone want to take the lead on fixing entertaining me?

At this point, I am very, very open to the unorthodox. If I was the godfather, this would be my daughter's wedding. Except that instead of granting favors, I'm open to terrible ideas.
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Dec. 6th, 2012


[info]richardbrook

Oh my God, oh my God what's happened I don't even know I think I'm going to be sick I don't understand people were explaining all these things to me and I'm I can't.

I can't.

This has been just absolutely impossible all of it. I might be sick. I'm going to be sick, I think. I---I just want to go home. Is this--can anyone read this? Hello? HELLO?

Oh God, please someone -- can anyone just-just help me understand what's going on?
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Dec. 2nd, 2012


[info]evilbitch

All right, hotshot. That makes us even. You come after me like that again, I'm not playing as nice next time.
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Dec. 1st, 2012


[info]ex_blackwido461

Somebody better start talking. I wasn't finished with my shawarma yet and Barton gets cranky when I don't check in with him. He's not the kind of guy you want to make cranky, believe me. I have first hand experience here.
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[info]tonystarks

Filtered to Avengers + Honorary Avengers + Friends (You know who you are)

I got us a new pet. I expect you all to be very nice to him. His name is Q, though I've been thinking of changing it for him. He's British. He know computers. He's very skinny, won't take up much space at all. And I'll feed him. From the looks of him, he can't possibly eat much.

And before anyone starts complaining, I let Barton keep that gimpy cat, so I think it's only fair that I get one, too.

We'll probably need to find a place for him to sleep, though. JARVIS? Suggestions?

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Nov. 19th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it.

You guys think really loudly.

I don't need to know half that shit.

Also, I'm pretty sure I could kill you all with my brain.

Well...not you, Stark.

Also, I've never been happier that archery is not a superpower.
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Nov. 12th, 2012


[info]thefirstavenger

Bucky's gone.

And Coulson too.

I'm not sure who else had realized, but I figured someone should say.

And now they're both dead and
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Oct. 13th, 2012


[info]alongcameatasha

This isn't New York...[ In her mind, Nat was right about to turn off the device allowing the Chitauri to come to Earth. None of this makes sense. ]

Unless someone has some reasonable answers to what is going on right now. I'll go by my assumptions of Selvig's back-up plan backfiring on me. I'd like some answers, but I doubt anyone has them. The people outside seemed to go in some conveniently timed stunned silence. [ But she'll try to get them to talked if it comes down to it. ]
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Oct. 8th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

So, question time.

1) Did anyone else lose limbs in this fun little experiment? Just wondering. Really not sure if this is whoever got us all here, or Stark got a little science happy.

2) What the actual fuck? Maybe that should have come first, but I'm kind of stuck on the I HAVE A FUCKING ROBOT HAND thing.

3) If you see that guy that looks like Snape with a leather fetish, keep away from him. He's crazy and evil and not good.

4) Who else is in the vents? I keep hearing beeping.

5) At least I have my arrows.

That's all.
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Oct. 7th, 2012


[info]apartofme

God help me, I really did not miss being in my twenties.

And I'm probably the first forty-something woman in history to utter those words.

[ Charlie ]
Thanks for the heads up while I was shrunken, Charlie. And for defending the safety of my sanity to Clint. He's harmless, but that was definitely enough to make me smile when I'd come back into myself, so it was more than worth it.

[ Clint ]
Cat's out of the bag, then, I suppose.
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[info]goingonfacebook

Shame on you, Clinton Barton, for taking advantage of my younger self's naivety. So how many dads do I have here now? Tony is dad #1, because of that movie and now Clint is dad #2. Canton, does that make you my third dad? I think we should have a sitcom. In your face, My Two Dads!

Also, Jason is gone, but my new roomie looks like a scruffy version of Captain Steve.
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Oct. 5th, 2012


[info]onthespectrum

Hey Annie, I think we're out of noodles.

Also, I think I may have travelled back in time. The fall lineup on the DVR is all wrong and I just saw a promo for "Arrow."
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Sep. 30th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

Well, that was a suitably horrifying experience.

Thor, buddy. Two things.

1) It's just Clint. You seriously don't have to call me 'man with the eyes of a hawk'.

2) New Rule: You're not allowed anything. Ever. If you feel the urge to explain something? Don't.

( Bruce )
Hey, dad.
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Sep. 26th, 2012


[info]outcomefive

{ a not so accidental voice post }

[ There's some shuffling going around in the background because...well, Aaron just finished avoiding the library guards for a little more than a couple hours before they grabbed a hold of him...the struggling and sound of Aaron hitting the guard statues was enough to turn on his PDA before he was so gracefully brought into the city. ]

Either the Philippines have gotten a new police force that gives out free PDAs or...well, I'm not even sure what's going on at this point. [ Aaron's pretty much talking at himself, he's trying to catalogue the sequence of events that took place before showing up in the library. The dull pain in his leg was a reminder that it wasn't a dream. ] Does anyone know what's going on here or do I have to guess?

Because nothing I'm coming up with makes sense. And I'm pretty sure Hell wouldn't look like this. [ He'd bring up Marta but he'd rather keep her off the radar just in case this was all a ruse to give up her location. An extremely elaborate ruse. ]
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Sep. 25th, 2012

[info]choseherside

Accidental Voice Post

Kitty?

[the young girl's voice is groggy and slightly confused]

What're you- [a pause as she realizes what's going on; there's the sound of scrambling about and blankets being tossed] Kitty! Wake up! I'm back 'gain!

[muffled footsteps can be heard running across the room, away from the pda; a door opens then there's silence; a few seconds later, the footsteps can be heard running back into the room and there's a very distinct meow that is suspiciously know-it-all sounding]

Oh, hush, Kitty. I 'membered the silly phone, see? Sheesh. [random button smashing] Oh. It's 'ready on. Huh.

[the girl's voice is suddenly very close to the pda speaker]

Hello? Daddy? Uncle James? Uncle Nik'la? Somebody can hear me, right?
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Sep. 22nd, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

( Accidental Voice Post )

( the little boy's voice sounds nervous )

Momma? ( hesitantly ) Barney?

( a pause )

Where am I? I'm up high and I don't know how to get down and...and...I don't know how I got here...

( another pause )

Hello? Momma? Barney? ( very hesitantly ) Dad?

Is anyone there?
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Sep. 20th, 2012

[info]ihearthatalot

Drinks at my place.

Tonight.

Come if you want.

And you're old enough to.
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[info]evertheheroine

Fail!Filter Intended for Phil Coulson

Hey. Coulson. You can see this? C'mon. Everyone else can see their room mates again, tell me you can see this..

We should go out for a drink. Maybe bring your friend Clint, invite Tony, or something. Yeah?

Please tell me you can see this, 'cause I really think I'm starting to lose my mind.
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[info]tonystarks

I never would have thought I could be this glad to see you weirdos.

Is everyone, you know. Here? And mostly in tact?

And by any chance... has anyone seen a guy wandering around who sounds like Paul Bettany?
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[info]tobeunmade

Well, glad that's over.

Just one thing...

Stark, why the fuck is there a nest in my room in your magic treehouse?

( Coulson )
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Sep. 14th, 2012


[info]evertheheroine

Has anyone seen my room mate? Coulson. Phil Coulson. I'm not even sure why I care so much but If the guy's been sent home, good for him, but I'd still like to know if he's around.

Thank you.

I swear, if I have to try and make friends here, I'm just going to get drunk. All day.
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Sep. 4th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

So, I was sort of wandering around today, thinking about how I finally had sex with Canton and it was awesome, like I sometimes do, and I wandered into one of the shelters. I've always sort of wanted a pet, but it's never really been in the cards...unless you count Lola the tiger from Carson's. She was pretty cool. Anyway, I was totally planning on getting a dog. And then I made a friend there. And she's going to live with me now. Tony, suck it up. I'm bringing her with me to your magic treehouse.

( Isn't she awesome? )

Anyway, she only has three legs, but she's totally badass anyway, and we have a profound bond. I'm calling her Tripod.

So...yeah. That's a thing that happened.

( Filtered Canton )
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[info]gethammered

Accidental Voice Post.

[ The resounding clang of metal on metal drowns out the beginning of a dialogue, and even as the voices grow louder, a storm of swords can still be heard loudly in the background, punctuated by shouts of manly, English-accented rage. ] YOU! THE MAN WHO WEARS THE ARMOR OF A WARRIOR! WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE THE MIGHTY THOR, YET MAKES A MOCKERY OF ASGARDIAN BATTLE PROCEEDINGS? VERILY THOUGH DIDST NOT RECKON WITH THE MIGHT OF THOR, KNAVE!

[ A large object (a hammer?) smashes through something wooden, sending books to the ground in a clatter and temporarily immobilizing one fo the guards, but lo! It impedes him little! ] UNHAND ME, VILLAINS! I WOULD TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS LAND AND RETURN TO MY RIGHTFUL HOME!

YOU FLEE, COWARDS? RETURN THIS INSTANT, AND GIVE ME THE ANSWERS I SEEK OR I SHALL BRING ABOUT A STORM THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN. YOU WILL ANSWER FOR THE TRICKERY YOU WROUGHT AGAINST THE SON OF ODIN, YOU MEN OF METAL! DESPITE YOUR MANNER OF DRESS, YOU ARE SURELY NOT THE COHORTS OF MY FRIEND, THE MAN OF IRON.

[ a long pause, as Thor bangs against the door hard enough to rattle them on their hinges, but receives no answer. ]


WHAT CRUEL DECEIT HAS BROUGHT ME HERE? BROTHER? IF THESE ARE MORE OF YOUR GAMES --- [ A shout of indignation, and the sound of thunder and lightning cracks through the silence like a gunshot. It's likely that people actually heard this happening before they heard it on the post.]
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[info]tonystarks

Filtered to Avengers (& Peggy, Bucky, Darcy, Coulson & Peter. Maria & Howard added a while later.*)

So, I have this enormous skyscraper, and I keep almost packing up and moving all my stuff into it, but every time I do it's just so quiet that it kind of freaks me out. And since I don't yet have the cash to hire people to hang out with me, I was thinking about something Steve suggested earlier.

You should all pack up and move in here.

We've got an archery range. Fully outfitted science labs with holographic lab environments.. A couple of gyms. Still working on the holodeck, but it's just a matter of time. Several fully stocked wet bars. A DJ stand in the living room because I don't feel like moving it. A truly ridiculous number of guest rooms. Fully automated everything. JARVIS. A fireplace you turn on by clapping. AND all the electricity you could possibly want.

And Avengers, before you say know, this should be interpreted as a team-building mandate from Captain America, which might make it an act of treason to disagree. (You can also bring friends, but these friends will be evaluated on a case by case basis, and can't be given the codes to our super secret moon base without my prior written approval.)

* Maria and Howard added later as the result of emotional blackmail.**
** Fucking Steve.
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Sep. 2nd, 2012

[info]hisarchenemy

That was rather unsettling.
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Aug. 31st, 2012


[info]wantedthedevil

Okay. Not that there have ever been a lack of people attempting to kill me, I would rather it not actually happen again.

[ filtered to Dean Winchester ]
I guess that magical growth spurt wasn't quite so happy this time around, eh?
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[info]tobeunmade

Sometimes it's easy to forget this is a real city.

Then a douchebag picks a fight in a bar and I remember.

I miss the days when a marine tag would be enough to make a guy second guess that sort of stupidity.

( Tasha )
You back yet?
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Aug. 29th, 2012


[info]tonystarks

I had the strangest dream. And you were there. And you. And Natasha was evil. And Loki was weird. And Professor X was hot. And I was a girl. And apparently I slept with Barton. Not during the dream, I don't think. Just. At some point. Fucking hangover-induced fever dreams. Although I don't feel that hungover.

...wait, why is there a curling iron in my bathroom? And whose lacy underwear are ---
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Aug. 21st, 2012


[info]tonistark

Filtered to Steve Rogers
Was this what it was like when you woke up? Everyone knows all about you, but no one really knows you at all? I think this guy has some of your stuff here. Remind me to give it back to you.

Filtered to Clint Barton
Update on the Romanoff situation?

By the way, you owe me a drink, Captain Grappling Hook. Why do you have that, anyway?


I've got to find something to wear besides the clothes women have left at this guy's house. Although some of it's pretty all right. Kind of looks like Pepper's stuff.

Anyway. Looks like I'm going to be stuck here for a while. So in the spirit of making the most of that, there's a party at a rich dude's house tonight. Invite list is open, but if you're a jackass I'm kicking you out.

You should also note that Stark Tower has a very strict no-murder policy. Check any lethal weapons at the door that aren't permanently attached to your person. All epic battles will take place outside, weather permitting. No promises, but you should all know that my last party ended in a robot battle, so prepare yourselves.
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