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May. 24th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

I got a message to text this number, and usually I figure that stuff's spam, but what the hell. I'm on an alien planet because Morgan Freeman is bored and grabby. Why not.

( a few seconds later )
What can I do for you?

May. 22nd, 2012


[info]moreblood

Lexi and Damon, you have ONE new message each )

[info]cantyouhearit

Text Messages.

text message to the doctor )

text message to molly suresh )

May. 21st, 2012


[info]holding_on

Snapper Carr, you have ONE new message )

May. 18th, 2012


[info]slayershaped

Melinda Halliwell, you have ONE new message )

Dawn Summers, you have ONE new message )

Faith and Willow, you each have ONE new message each )

May. 17th, 2012


[info]hasnosecrets

Elena Gilbert, you have TWO new messages )

[info]wealreadyare

Text Messages to Charles Xavier.

Want to tell me why I'm sleeping in my room? By myself?

[ a few seconds later ]
Did I say something stupid again? I'm sure whatever it was, I didn't mean it like it sounded.

[ immediately after that ]
Even if I don't remember saying anything.

May. 15th, 2012


[info]savedbythering

Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Caroline Forbes

Care, are you still here?

[sent right after]
I need some blood and there's none in this apartment.

[right after]
I'm assuming the me that's usually here and Bonnie are living together? Unless the other me likes to wear women's clothes.

[right after]
If you talk to her before she comes back, don't tell her what's going on. Or Elena. Not yet.

[ooc: AU vamp!Jeremy is back for a bit]

May. 14th, 2012


[info]1ofthegoodguys

[Sent earlier on Sunday]

Dawn Summers, you have ONE new message )

May. 13th, 2012


[info]the_waywardson

Identical messages sent to Dean and Claire Winchester )


Text sent to Jo )

[info]wedoitmyway

Text messages to Sam Winchester

Text to Sam Winchester )

May. 12th, 2012


[info]arealspitfire

[Accidental mass text, meant for Nathan Wuornos]

Hey honey! So, Morgan Freeman decided to give my girl parts back. Which, of course, is awesome. Since yeah, not supposed to have a penis.

[a couple of seconds later]

We should celebrate. And by celebrate, I mean you come home early from the station and we lock ourselves in our room for the rest of the night.

May. 9th, 2012


[info]fursplosions

Dean Winchester, you have ONE new message )

[info]leaderoftheflck

Nessie Cullen and Dawn Summers, you each have ONE new message )

[info]ifimnothungry

Text Message to Irene Adler.

text messages to irene adler )

[info]eldest_potter

Lily Potter, you have ONE new message )

May. 7th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Identical Text Messages to Gil Grissom & Mac Taylor.

This is maddening. I can practically feel vital parts of my brain function slipping away and getting replaced by police procedure manuals.

[ a few seconds later ]
Why do I have to learn this again?

[info]humanmapquest

Mass!Texts - Meant for the Doctor

Text Messages for the Doctor )

[ooc: sent during this]

May. 6th, 2012


[info]lovedthelamb

Text to Bella Cullen, Emmett Cullen and Jasper Hale

Bella, you have ONE new message )

Emmett and Jasper, you each have ONE new message )

May. 5th, 2012


[info]hasnosecrets

Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Damon Salvatore

I need help and I couldn't think of anyone else.

[sent right after]
There is a random guy in my bed, but I don't remember going out last night.

[right after]
I was studying last night!

[right after]
And I'm not hung over and we're both dressed, but I don't know who he is or how he got in my bed.

[right after]
And that's not even the strangest part. My curtains were open...he's a freakin' disco ball!!

[Holy forced marriage plot, Batman! Jenna and Edward are now stuck together.

May. 4th, 2012


[info]1ofthegoodguys

Angelus, you have FOUR new messages )
Tags: ,

May. 3rd, 2012


[info]goallbuffyonus

Text Messages for the Doctor )

[ooc: sent a bit after this and immediately after this.]

[info]humanmapquest

Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle

Mayday, mayday. Jude, I need help.

[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.

[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.

[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!

[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.

May. 2nd, 2012


[info]righteousman

( Text Messages to Claire )

Claire Winchester: You have new messages )

May. 1st, 2012


[info]1ofthegoodguys

Mass Text to Friends

With the obvious exception of Fred being Illyria, are you lot still normal? Or as normal as any of you can be? If everyone is still themselves, and even if you're not, I say we get drinks. On me. Johnny Boy, you know you can't resist free alcohol. Besides it'll be interesting to see you all five years younger again and Cordelia, you may want to prepare yourself cause my hair isn't radioactive anymore.

Apr. 30th, 2012


[info]lostallreason

( Text Messages to Cordelia Chase )

Cordelia: You have 4 new messages )

Apr. 29th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Messages.

text messages to mycroft holmes )

text messages to irene adler )

text messages to nathan wuornos )

Apr. 28th, 2012


[info]wealreadyare

Text Messages to Charles Xavier.

I see you've been making some rather interesting friends while being here, Charles. Should I prepare myself to find Sherlock Holmes wandering the hallways as well?

[ a few seconds later ]
Or perhaps Oliver Twist taking advantage of your hospitality?

Apr. 27th, 2012


[info]dist4_finnick

Texts to Katniss and Annie

Text to Katniss Everdeen )

Text to Annie Odair )

[info]letshavedinner

Text Messages for Charles Xavier )

Text Message for Sherlock Holmes )

Apr. 26th, 2012


[info]ihatecrowbars

Texts to Emma Swan

 

 


[info]notarealboy

( Text Messages to Gil Grissom )

Gil Grissom: You have 3 new messages )

[info]notasir

Text Messages for Sherlock Holmes

Would you care to explain to me why it is I have a report on my desk that lists you as the primary witness in a shooting?

[immediately after]
And none of that 'I just happened to be there' crap either, Sherlock. We both know you didn't just give your statement and leave it at that.

[a few seconds later]
Am I going to have to actually arrest you - again - to keep you away from crime scenes in this city? I'll do it, if I have to.

Apr. 24th, 2012


[info]amazonian

Text Messages for Dean Winchester

Soooo. Guess who has two thumbs and is officially sixteen today. Me!

[immediately after]
And guess what the age is to be able to legally drive a car without parental types around. Sixteen! Which I am. Today.

[immediately after that]
C'mon, dad. You know where this is going. Don't make me have to spell it out anymore than that. <3

[ooc: to clarify, as per the ridiculous aging rate for an amazon, ickle!emma is now grown, having been raised by claire and dean in the past few days]

Apr. 23rd, 2012


[info]curiousesther

Sherlock Holmes, you have ONE new message )

Apr. 21st, 2012


[info]redarrow_harper

Helena Bertinelli, you have FOUR new messages )

Barbara Gordon, Forge and Charles Xavier, you each have ONE new message )

[info]lovedthelamb

Text Message to Jasper Whitlock

I heard that Alice was sent home.

I will not ask if you are okay. How are you holding up though?

Apr. 20th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Messages.

text messages to mycroft holmes )

text messages to irene adler )

text messages to molly hooper )

text messages to mac taylor & nathan wuornos )

[info]humanmapquest

Text Messages for Hank McCoy

So. A really smart scientist and a girl who can shapeshift walk into a room together and Hey there. I'm looking for this guy named Hank. I tried finding him myself but, apparently, he's spent so much time in the lab lately that he's become one of the machines in there and Colligo to Hank. Colligo to Hank. Come in, Hank.

[immediately after]
Yes, that joke was terrible. I know. It was better than my first few ideas, though. Trust me on this.

[immediately after that]
Really though. If you don't surface from the lab once in a while, you're going to turn into a test tube. And if you don't reply to me, I'm going to personally come in there and play hide and seek with all of your notes.

[immediately after that]
P.S. I'm very good at hide and seek, so it's really just best if you reply.

Apr. 18th, 2012


[info]alsocannons_fan

Mass Text to Family & Friends

Juno and I would like to officially announce that we are expecting. We wanted to wait say anything until after the twelve week mark, which has just passed. We wanted to let those close to us know first before anyone else.

Apr. 17th, 2012


[info]hasnosecrets

Alaric Saltzman, you have ONE new message )

Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

[info]bethebettermen

Delivered to Irene Adler )

Apr. 15th, 2012


[info]holding_on

Gigolo Joe, you have one new message )

Apr. 14th, 2012


[info]newkindacharmed

Ianto Jones you have (1) New Message )

Apr. 13th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Messages.

text messages to john watson )

text messages to irene adler )

Apr. 12th, 2012


[info]thebratwonder

Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Jason Todd

[Sent early this morning]

Fuck!

[sent right after]
Jason, you have to help me.

[immediately after]
You're the only person who won't judge me.

[immediately after]
</s>I didn't mean to kill her. I was just so pissed off and hungry</s>

[info]ifimnothungry

Text Message to Mycroft Holmes.

So. No more cleaning up my mistakes was it, dear brother? SH

Apr. 11th, 2012


[info]savedbythering

Lyle Bennet, you have TWO new messages )

Alaric Saltzman, you have ONE new message )

[info]russiandoll

Text ; Wash.

• You're still you, right?

[info]lovedthelion

Text message to Edward Cullen

Hello, sweetheart. I don't know if you've noticed but I'm not exactly...myself right now.

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